The question is not really who will buy #TSLA, but whether or not anyone will. The real question is whether or not #Tesla has anything fundamentally valuable in the long term that can be bought.

Tesla doesn't really seem to have any technology assets. I can see that maybe their battery manufacturing operations might hold value, assuming anything we have been told about the company is actually true, and we can't be sure, because Tesla's CEO is a liar. But the cars?

cleantechnica.com/2025/03/10/w…

Who Will Buy Tesla When It Goes Bankrupt? - CleanTechnica

As the value of Tesla shares collapse, we have to ask, are we witnessing the end of a company we once admired?

^{Steve Hanley (CleanTechnica)}

See, the Germans are so focused on quality, they can identify an automobile's make simply from the sound of closing its hood.

#humor #cars #tesla #germans #elonmusk

Missed Connections 😂

#Cybertruck #Swasticar #tesla #meme #memes

"On the Monday edition of his program, Fox News host Sean Hannity announced that as a gesture of devotion to Elon Musk, he is buying a Tesla. …

Then Tuesday morning, Donald Trump announced that he too will buy a Tesla, and expressed his belief that it should be illegal for anyone not to buy one."

#Musk #Trump #economy #StockMarket #stagflation #recession #Tesla
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paulwaldman.substack.com/p/the…

The War on Tesla Is Good for America

Begun, this new culture war has.

^{Paul Waldman (The Cross Section)}

"While your 401(k) collapses, Trump’s buying Teslas and fantasizing about annexing Canada.

As Donald Trump crashes the markets again, what does he do in response? He holds a Tesla commercial outside the White House, bragging about buying a Tesla for himself and his granddaughter. While Americans watch their pensions and retirement accounts evaporate, Trump’s big solution is to drool over a dashboard and say, 'Wow… computers.'”

~ Ben Meiselas

#Trump #Musk #Tesla
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meidasplus.com/p/trump-makes-t…

Trump Makes Tesla Commercial as He Tanks Markets

^{Ben Meiselas (Meidas+)}

Trump and Musk turned the White House into a Tesla car lot in an attempt to generate sales after the Tesla stock price plummeted 37% this month.

Musk and Trump are an embarrassment and the reason why America is an international laughingstock.

#musk #trump #Tesla #laughingstock #swasticar

ABC7: Video shows Tesla Cybertruck completely submerged underwater in Ventura Harbor

"VENTURA, Calif. (KABC) -- Video shows fire crews in Ventura pull out a Tesla Cybertruck from the bottom of the harbor.

The incident happened Monday morning at the Ventura Harbor.

The fire battalion chief says someone was trying to launch a jet ski when the Cybertruck sank.

The vehicle was completely submerged in the water when crews arrived..."

abc7.com/post/video-shows-fire… #tesla #teslacybertruck #cybertruck #underwater #nazisubmarine #nazisub

EU - THX for stepping up for 🇺🇦

BREAKING: French satellite company Eutelsat is replacing Starlink and plans to send approximately 40,000 communication terminals to Ukraine. Their stock has rocketed 390% in the last 3 days as #Tesla $Starlink #SpaceX and #X continue their freefall. 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

The #Tesla #Cybertruck is illegal in the UK, and probably will be in the EU. Why? It's extremely dangerous for pedestrians, which is not a concern in modern-day America, and even a selling point.

forbes.com/sites/peterlyon/202…

#Safey #RoadSafety #VehicleSafety #PedestrianSafety

Tesla Cybertruck Banned And Seized By Police In The U.K.

The Cybertruck has a cult following in the U.S., but safety issues such as excessive size and acceleration and sharp edges make the Tesla illegal on U.K. roads.

^Forbes

Da der Staat sowieso kaum mehr als eine Exekutivgewalt für Big Business ist und der Staatsapparat sowieso längst mit Konzernen verschmolzen ist, ist es nur konsequent, dass ein Organ namens Staatsschutz tätig wird, um Konzerne wie Tesla und Elon Musk gegen lästigen Aktivismus zu verteidigen.

zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/deu…

#Musk #Tesla #Protest #Repression #Antireport

Protest gegen Musk bei Tesla-Werk - Staatsschutz ermittelt

Noch ermittelt der Staatsschutz gegen unbekannt. Doch Aktivisten geben sich bereits als Urheber einer Protestaktion gegen die viel diskutierte Gruß-Geste von Elon Musk zu erkennen.

^ZDFheute

If you're surprised Tesla takes and keeps recordings from their cars after seeing the news about the Cybertruck in Vegas, you shouldn't be. This is not something new. Tesla has been taking and storing media for many years, claiming it's used to train their AI capabilities. You can't opt out either.

And Tesla employees do access it, make fun of you, make memes, and share the content internally, without any legitimate reason to access the content.

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…

While this is about Tesla, this is a growing problem across this and other industries.

#Tesla #Surveillance #Privacy

Tesla workers shared images from car cameras, including “scenes of intimacy”

Ex-staffers tell Reuters about internal image sharing: “We could see their kids.”…

^{Jon Brodkin (Ars Technica)}

看 #特斯拉 #TESLA 季營收趨勢圖

相比於 #NVDA 的季營收趨勢，特斯拉季營收趨勢更顯得維持時間很短就產生另一條趨勢線。確實如此!!

除了季營收趨勢持續時間短，產生多條趨勢線外，季營收扣除銷貨成本和營業費用所產生的指標差距也非常大銷貨成本占超過70%，營業費用也占了超過10%。

換句話說，特斯拉的季營收指標趨勢僅供參考，不能成為投資人的信任的指標。因為當你看著季營收，以為特斯拉很賺錢，其實扣除成本後........

總歸比台廠的毛三到四還要好很多 🤣

#經濟 #財經 #美國 #財報 #數據分析 #資料分析 #AI數據分析 #AI #MathAI

"Tesla's vehicles have the highest fatal accident rate among all car brands in America, according to a recent study that analyzed data from the U.S. Fatality Analysis Reporting System."

Tesla's fatality rate is double the national average. Driver behavior is a contributing factor to the high number of deaths (i.e. shitty-driving assholes are more likely to buy Teslas and die or kill someone else while driving them).

roadandtrack.com/news/a6291913…

#Tesla #DeathTrap #cars #CarAndDriver

#Europa necesita de inversiones para detener la caida del empleo

Para ello decidio imponer #aranceles a ¿todos? los #vehiculos que no se fabriquen en la #UnionEuropea lo que esta afectando de manera muy dispar a la #industria

Todas las fabricantes de #China deberan pagar al menos el doble y hasta 3 veces mas que la fabricante de #EEUU, #Tesla
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#Europa no podia quedar atras, asi que el primer paso fue comenzar a reformar sus programas locales de #subsidios a los autos electricos para que los de origen no-europeo y en especial los chinos quedaran fuera... y asi Italia, Francia, España, Alemania modificaron (o tenian en la agenda) cambiar sus programas de "ayuda" a los electricos. Y paralelamente el #europarlamento sorpresivamente comenzo a "investigar" (pero desde el inicio todos teniamos claro que el resultado ya estaba decidido), de manera veloz, cuando en otros procesos dura años, aqui fue cosa de 2 meses... y pum, "hay que subirle los aranceles 35% a todos los autos fabricados en China" con excepcion del favorito de sus socios-jefes #Tesla, que apenas debera pagar un 9%.

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Teslas are surveillance on wheels. Bay Area police increasingly check to see if there was a Tesla in the vicinity of a crime so they can get access to the footage from its cameras.

If you see a Tesla, it’s probably filming you — and more automakers are doing it too.

sfchronicle.com/crime/article/…

#tech #tesla #cars #surveillance #police

⚠️ PSA: Cars are becoming data harvesting nightmares! ⚠️

While modern day cars have cool features like maps, have you ever wondered what data vehicle manufacturers collect and what they do with it? 🚗🤔

Find out more here 👉 tuta.com/blog/cars-have-terrib…

#data #drivingdata #tracking #Tesla #Nissan #Volkswagen

Sendung NANO (11. März 2024): Datenschutz - Autos sind neugieriger, als sie sein dürften. 👇

Ab 00:55 bis ca. 08:55. Sehenswert.

3sat.de/wissen/nano/240311-sen…

#auto #tracking #bmw #tesla #datenschutz #dsgvo #datenbroker

NANO vom 11. März 2024: Datenschutz - Autos sind neugieriger, als sie sein dürften

NANO vom 11. März: Unsere Autos werden immer smarter. Riesige Datenmengen werden gesammelt, die uns beim Fahren unterstützen sollen. Doch nicht nur. Das Auto ist eine wahre Datenkrake.

^3sat

Finally saw the new Cybertruck in person

#meme #shitpost #StolenFromReddit #tesla #musk #cybertruck

Začala registrace zkušebních jízd na ElektroFest 10. června v Pelhřimově. Moc pěkný výběr aut! Včetně novinky MG 4, která může zamávat s trhem EV (nejen) v Česku.

bit.ly/3CaIIZm

#elektrofest #mg4 #cupraborn #mach-e #idbuzz #tesla

Elon Musk suspended Linette Lopez from Twitter after years of critical reporting on his companies.

In a new piece, she lays out Elon Musk’s playbook of exploiting workers while building a cult following. These tactics aren’t new. Musk has always been this way, regardless of what former boosters like Kara Swisher want you to believe. They were just happy to ignore it for access while journalists like Lopez did the work.

businessinsider.com/elon-musk-…

#elonmusk #tech #tesla #twitter #spacex

Elon Musk was always a visionary jerk, bad boss at SpaceX, Tesla. But it won't work at Twitter.

Elon Musk has used the same playbook at all of his companies from Tesla to SpaceX. Sadly for him, his model will cause Twitter to go down in flames.

^{Linette Lopez (Insider)}