"guy" is a chameleon pronoun. When its used singularly, it's male but when it's plural it's totally gender neutral especially in the midwest USA
a truly gender-neutral pronoun would be "fucker". Both "fucker" and "fuckers" is always gender neutral.
"What's up fuckers!!!!!" -- nobody will complain, except people you don't want to be friends with anyway
feld
in reply to feld • • •now the male-variant of "fuckers" is "dick beaters". Walk up to a group of male friends and say "whats up dick beaters" and nobody will feel offended.
the female variant of this is "clam jammers"
feld
in reply to feld • • •none of these are appropriate for work, so you have to compromise.
"what's up workmates" -- sounds dumb, doesn't flow
"what's up wage slaves" -- you're going to get written up by HR
"what's up party people" -- nobody likes this
"everybody" -- too Backstreet Boys
this is why "guys" keeps winning, it has the least amount of friction
Ree ⚧️💚
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in reply to feld • • •there is this whole category of argument that is
"this is offensive to group"
"actually I am friends with many people in this group and my friends don't hate it so it seems like what you're saying isnt a settled thing"
"shut the fuck up and do what I say"
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