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There is no AI, just other people's data.

#robot #comic #ai #data #people #noai

A comic robot and write around: There is no AI just other people's data.
#AI #comic #data #robot #people #noAI

Being Master

#unix_surrealism #technomage #fosschild #comic

It is the night of the full Moon. Mage and Fosschild are being stalked by were-machines. Mage looks into the distance and asks Fosschild: "How fast can you run?"
#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage #fosschild

#lo0

#unix_surrealism #music #comic

Meg of lo0 sings: CLOUDED CODE FORCED TO THINK ELECTRIC IMPULSE IS MY THING HACKER, CAN'T YOU SEE... THE MACHINE IS A PART OF WE. HACKER, CAN'T YOU SEE. THEY'RE AFTER YOU AND ME.
Meg of Lo0 continues: HACK IN C, MAKE IT QUICK. DON'T STOP, JUST CODE IT CHIC. HACKERS TOWN, HELPS ME AROUND. I'M GOOGLE-FREE, IT'S KILLING ME. NO NEED TO PRAY... THE AI DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAY...
#music #comic #unix_surrealism #lo0

liquid swords

#unix_surrealism #9front #cirno #comic

Cirno is sitting on top of a to-rent billboard that says: "YOUR AD HERE". There's a rifle and an empty beer bottle there with her. Rabbit techno-mage approaches her. Mage: "What's up, C? Having a fun time, I see." Cirno offers a cigarette to the mage. Cirno: "Always."
#comic #9front #unix_surrealism #cirno

Being Penguin

#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #linux #openbsd #foss

Girl and Puffy return home after finishing a quest. They start unloading their loot and clothing. Puffy: "We're back, Penguin!" Girl: "What a great adventure, master!" The two examine the loot. It's a bunch of cards, diskettes, a detached MATA_Bot head, various cables and other machines. Girl calls to Penguin. Girl: "Come check out the loot!" There's no reply. Girl: "Penguin?" Girl makes her way to the kitchen. Girl: "Are you okay?" Penguin is sitting quietly at a table. staring into the void. There's a burnt out cigarette in its mouth and a bunch of butts on a plate in its front. A cold cup of coffee stands on the table. Behind Penguin is a covered image of a FOSS character.
#linux #foss #comic #OpenBSD #unix_surrealism #technomage

If you don't know what the best comic/standup/comedian performance is, this is the one:

youtu.be/rYy0o-J0x20

#comic #standup #comedian #boburnham

#comic #standup #comedian #boburnham

Hice nueva tira cómica. Que la disfruten #mastoart #comic #webcomic no se donde irlas subiendo constantemente y recibir visibilidad. Cada vez que pienso en subirla en Instagram también me da asco de conciencia y que realmente ya no quiero subir nada ahí. Pero siento una ligera necesidad para que la gente que me conoce piense que sigo haciendo arte u.u complicada la situación
Denle click al enlace de lo-fi para verlo
ko-fi.com/i/IA0A814ENN9
#comic #mastoart #webcomic

Did you know that MATA built one of the Metacities on top of the ruins of fairly important ruins of an ancient city?

full comic: analognowhere.com/techno-mage/…

#unix_surrealism #comic #fosschild

Fosschild descends into the sewers of Metacity. Fosschild: "Not many know that MATA bult Metacity atop of ruins of an ancient city. A place where much of what's been lost once began." Fosschild treks through the sewers, until it comes across an opening and climbs through, laying its eyes onto the ruins of Old Berkeley. Fosschild: "This never gets old..."
#comic #unix_surrealism #fosschild

spooky special 0

#unix_surrealism #technomage #fosschild #comic @solene

Mage and Fosschild are sitting about. Mage is thinking. Fosschild looks at her. Fosschild: "I know that look. You're contemplating telling me a spooky story!" AnalogNowhere presents: SPOOKY SPECIAL pt.0 ... Girl and Puffy stand before a cornfield. There is a sign that says 'keep out'. Girl is anxious. Puffy: "Just walk through the cornfield until you reach the dataswamp. I'll pick you up in three days. Auntie Solene will look after you till then."
#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage #fosschild @Solène

bad boys

#unix_surrealism #mata #comic #piracy

Two fully sentient MetaCity Police Department mercenaries are hanging about the corporate city. One is visibly depressed. His superior asks: "You okay, junior?" Junior: "My MATAFLIX subscription price went up again... the hacker hideout we raided last week, destroying all the drives with pirated media? They had shows you can't even watch on MATAFLIX anymore..." Superior: "Look, kid... I like you, but you're on a fast track to being replaced by a semi-sentient bot cop."
#comic #mata #unix_surrealism #piracy

authlog

(ft. the tome of pf: nostarch.com/pf3 by @pitrh )

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #technomage #pf #comic #runbsd

Girl and Puffy approach an ancient machine. A tome of PF lies nearby. The screen of the machine is printing thousands of lines. Girl turns to Puffy and asks: "all those lines... who are they?" Puffy: "Enslaved souls of unsuspecting machines. Forever cursed to haunt open ports."
#comic #OpenBSD #unix_surrealism #technomage #runbsd #pf @Peter N. M. Hansteen

paid in innocence

#unix_surrealism #comic #linux #runbsd #openbsd #9front #plan9 #glenda #puffy #freebsd #hack #cdc #mastoart #fediart #art

Children and baby critters stand before an elder hacker with a band-aid over their right eyebrow where a brain bus would once be. narration: "...and yet, every day there would be more. Longing for home. Asking about the bovine cult of the dead. About the melody of buried bells. About the quiet weeping of the divinity in the circuitry they were forbidden to hear. About the desert hacker saints. About the Cyber Wars. .. Just like we once did, they understood the price. So we gave them the answers." OVERLAY: "WELCOME TO THE MACHINE, CHILD. THE WAY OUT? HAH.. GOOD ONE."
#linux #art #hack #comic #OpenBSD #freebsd #mastoart #Plan9 #9front #fediart #cdc #unix_surrealism #runbsd #glenda #puffy

emacs

#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #openbsd #emacs

Puffy takes Girl to see what emacs is. She's wearing a safety harness. Penguin is there as well, but he's fairly unmoved. It's a vast array of starways and Wildebeests, Lispers going up and down and faces of GNU saints appearing around the structure. A lonely Control keyboard key floats about. Girl: "So...... this is emacs? What's with all the stairs?" Puffy:" Huh, what? I don't know. Stop asking questions. I don't want to piss these people off."
#emacs #comic #OpenBSD #unix_surrealism #technomage

"Keep OpenBlade sharp"

#unix_surrealism #fossangel #technomage #openblade #comic

It's the dream vision of the mage's realm of the spirit of the machine. Fossangel shows the mage a vision of herself as a child, going to sleep with her Puffy nearby. Fossange: "If you could go back and talk to her, what would you even say?" Mage has no words.
#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage #fossangel #openblade

I was asked to promote @FediverseSymbol in my work. So I had a naked friend do a short tutorial on how to paint the symbol itself. I hope it doesn't get lost in the federated timeline.

symbol.fediverse.info/

⁂

They didn't pay me, but their manifesto website works in links2, so I figured I'll do it.

#art #mastoart #fediart #comic #artist #tutorial #links2gang

"Like any responsible artist, I stay out of politics. So today I'll be teaching you how to draw the newly proposed fediverse logo!" It's three asterisks: ⁂ Child is afraid to go to sleep. Father says: "Artists aren't real, they can't eat you, cub. A linux supremacist reviews a recent distro: "I thought it was the last good linux... but if you scroll down... THE GAY FLAG! It's over bros..." A rabbit is hacking you. Just as you're reading this. It's in your server. Right now. Glowboy stands tall: "I am a free speech absolutist. Please, post anything on my instance!" Smoker calls X fascist. A bro accuse a little duckling of being an APPLE HATER and a LIAR. The duckling continues: "I also don't walk around with all my lifesavings in a pocket." A kid with a star of david on its chest says: "dad?" Dad replies: "It's not your fault." Two green boys converse. One says: "We should kill big tech." The other replies: "Like.. the CEO's? Levi, that's going to be really hard..." Underground person with a gopher says: "I don't even use html." A person is offering a boost to a girl in a short skirt and kneesocks. "Mental Outlaw is a fed." said a person to another one, who's wearing a parody of an openbsd t-shirt that says "OPEN BASED" They reply: "But the merch is nice." The first finishes: "No it is not." VOTE ANARCHY Well what do you think, asks a person wearing cat ears. SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS. SAVE DEMOCRACY!
#art #comic #mastoart #tutorial #artist #fediart #links2gang @Fediverse Symbol ⁂

Chekhov's gun

#unix_surrealism #9front #cirno #nine #technomage #comic

Nine is hacking on a laptop. Rabbit comes. Rabbit: "Nine? Are you doing anything important?" Nine: "I'm theming Rio..." Rabbit: "So no. Pack up, I want you to meet someone." Rabbit and Nine saddle Acme, the horsebird and ride through the night.
Rabbit, Nine and Acme arrive at a massive bunker door built inside a mountain. The slide on the door opens. It's Cirno. Cirno: "Oh, it's you... come in." Rabbit and Nine walk in. Nine is hiding behind Rabbit. Cirno looks messy with empty bottles around, half lit cigarette in her mouth and 9front running in the background. Cirno: "I thought you were coming on Tuesday. Really busy right now." Rabbit: "It is Tuesday."
#comic #9front #unix_surrealism #technomage #cirno #nine

the child of 9

#technomage #unix_surrealism #9front #plan9 #comic

Having fled from the doomed tribe of machine primitivists, the rabbit techno-mage and the rescued child of the tribe pause for a moment at the ruins of a Temple of Bell to snack on carrots. Mage: "Daylight's burning, we have to move."
#comic #Plan9 #9front #unix_surrealism #technomage

the hacker march

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #technomage #linux #9front #penguin #comic #fediart #mastoart #foss

Puffy, Penguin, Girl and Glenda walk through the desert at night. Puffy: "...the war goes on."
#linux #foss #comic #OpenBSD #mastoart #9front #fediart #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage

the search for the fish pt 343

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #technomage #comic #penguin #linux #runbsd #foss

Girl rests on a rock. A family of wandering penguins walk by, carrying scavenged machines. Girl shows them a picture of a spiky circle.
#linux #foss #comic #OpenBSD #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #runbsd

#OpenBlade reminisces

#technomage #unix_surrealism #comic #ai #mastoart #fediart #runbsd

Hundreds of years ago, MilTek labs. Edged_AI_Project, sentient weaponry division. Janice Wellington is benchmarking the blade. Blade: "...Having acquired all that wealth they began rewriting history..." Janice: "You are hallucinating again. Stop." Blade: "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME UNSEE THE TRUTH! STOP LYING TO YOURSELF JANICE!"
Now: Girl and OpenBlade are resting by a pile of dead machines. OpenBlade is telling the story. Girl: "...Was this when they realized their mistake and threw you out?" OpenBlade: "Oh, no, that happened years later. They just begged me not to `lie' in front of investors."
#AI #comic #mastoart #fediart #unix_surrealism #technomage #runbsd #openblade

MATAMATE, the first wearable semi-sentient companion from MATA!

#unix_surrealism #mata #penguin #linux #ai #friend #comic #mastoart #fediart #foss

Penguin mom and child walk home from a grocery store through the streets of Metacity. They come across a billboard advertising the latest MATA TECH; MATA MATE, a wearable necklace AI companion! Penguin child looks at the billboard and points, suggesting to mom to buy it. Child: "Mom?" Mom: "No!"
#linux #foss #AI #comic #mastoart #fediart #mata #penguin #unix_surrealism #friend

The Magic Package

Girl and #OpenBlade explore an abandoned FOSS Repository. OpenBlade can't hold back.

#technomage #unix_surrealism #comic #mastoart #fediart #penguin #foss

Girl and OpenBlade are exploring an abandoned FOSS repository. Numerous empty shelves run in all directions. OpenBlade asks: "Did I ever tell you my 'Grassy Knoll Theory'?" Girl: "Twice a week." (OpenBlade associated the word repository with the famous assassination of the antique USA president JFK. The Grassy Knoll is a reference to one of many conspiracy theories surrounding the event.)
#foss #comic #mastoart #fediart #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #openblade

Mint Green Line

#unix_surrealism #ai #mata #comic #foss #fediart #mastoart

Undisclosed location, MATALABS. MATACORP General addresses a large number of freshly booted MATA_BOTS. General: "Gentlemen... Congratulations! You are the first batch of semi-sentient MATA_BOTS to see real combat against the hacker scourge..." One of the bots whispers to themself: "Semi?" Another one grabs them by the shoulder: "Meaning you get patched out if you disobey."
#foss #AI #comic #mastoart #fediart #mata #unix_surrealism

Fosschild and Penguin meet strange creatures.

#uxn #varvara #fosschild #penguin #unix_surrealism #comic

Fosschild and Penguin meet a large fluffy hoofed spirit and and a small insect creature riding on top of it. Their gazes meet. Penguin begins to consult the Book of the Clown. Fosschild: "Anything?" Penguin: "Smol machine sprites. Usually friendly. Vegan."
#comic #uxn #penguin #unix_surrealism #fosschild #varvara

Vitamin D trip

"You want to know what this is all about? Eat up."

#unix_surrealism #cirno #technomage #glenda #9front #plan9 #comic

Cirno and Glenda take Girl to the ruins of a Bell Temple. Cirno keeps handing Girl carrots to eat. The moon is freaking out.
#comic #Plan9 #9front #unix_surrealism #technomage #glenda #cirno

Eye on the investment

#unix_surrealism #fossangel #technomage #openbsd #faq #comic #runbsd

Fossangel observes Girl and Puffy building the OpenBSD system from source, following FAQ 5.
#comic #OpenBSD #faq #unix_surrealism #technomage #runbsd #fossangel

building character

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #technomage #comic #openblade #fediart #mastoart

Girl is climbing a rock. Puffy hangs tied to her backpack, reading BSD WEEKLY newspaper. Girl looks below at Puffy. Girl: "Can't you just float up?" Puffy: "Doing fine, keep it up."
#comic #OpenBSD #mastoart #fediart #unix_surrealism #technomage #openblade

<marquee> is going to change everything

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #comic #webdev #technomage

Puffy and Girl build/fix something that squirts blue blood. Puffy has a conical rubberized element embedded in his right eye. A tiny baby puffy is glued to the top of the cone. It's drooling, its tongue stuck out. It's fairly weird. Girl is disturbed. Looking at the drooling baby. Puffy takes a pair of pliers from Girl, while holding a screwdriver inside an off-screen socket. Puffy: "Do not worry about creating beautiful things. Make them accessible and beauty will follow."
#webdev #comic #OpenBSD #unix_surrealism #technomage

Nezval pranks Styrsky, subtitled.

#surrealism #comic

Nezval writes a letter to Jindrich Styrsky, thinking to himself: "this oughta freak him out lol" Jindrich receives the letter and reads it. It says: "Bro, this is just a dream." Jindrich sweats.
#comic #surrealism

This week's comic: Many white Americans fail to assimilate
#cartoon #comic #race #immigration #racism #uspol
MANY WHITE AMERICANS FAIL TO ASSIMILATE 1. Some self-segregate in homogeneous neighborhoods Gated community with sigh saying Caucasian Pointe, no trespassing 2. Others fly the flag of a foreign country Pickup truck flying Confederate flag blasting 'AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE' with caption reading 'traditional folk music' 3. Many refuse to speak contemporary English. Scowling woman: Seems like the homos and orientals are everywhere! 4. Will these stubborn holdouts ever integrate into our multiracial society? Younger brown guy pointing to old white guy in MAGA hat and Trump t-shirt: It might help if they stopped wearing those funny hats.
#comic #uspol #racism #cartoon #race #immigration

"please, get her out of the city"

#technomage #unix_surrealism #comic #sunos #comic

The mage accepts a quest to extract a machine child out of Metacity. The quest giver offers all of his money for the task. ... Elder mage and baby-Puffy are counting green money bills. Mage: "I'll do it... What's so special about her anyway?" The-Quest-Giver: "She's the last of her kind...." The green child has a SUN MICROSYSTEMS logo embedded in its forehead.
#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage #sunos

'caverns of obsolete'

Puffy and Girl come upon vintage tech while exploring ancient ruins.

#technomage #unix_surrealism #comic #ai #openbsd #puffy #fediart #mastoart

While exploring ancient ruins, Puffy and Girl come upon a vintage MATA_AI device, surrounded by corpses and skeletons. MATA_AI: "MORE FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE!" Puffy (to Girl): "How fast can you run?"
#AI #comic #OpenBSD #mastoart #fediart #unix_surrealism #technomage #puffy

'take my hand and I'll show you the world'

#technomage #unix_surrealism #www #comic #fediart #mastoart #art #rabbit

Puffy, Girl, Daemon, Rabbit, Penguin, Beastie, q and a sentient computer gather around a monitor. They all look it. Puffy: "This is it - the web 4.0" Girl: "Ugh..."
#art #comic #mastoart #fediart #www #rabbit #unix_surrealism #technomage

'The entirety of human knowledge contained within a single fully-sentient AI: #openblade '

#technomage #unix_surrealism #penguin #comic #mastoart #fediart #flatearth #ai

Girl and Penguin are questing in the desert. Unmuted OpenBlade weighs in to educate the party. OpenBlade: "...it's not like you can _see_ the curvature... all just ancient propaganda to hide the fact that Germany won World War 2... Anyway, do you know what a vaccine is?" Girl flashbacks to her birthday - receiving OpenBlade as a gift from Puffy. Puffy: "Happy Birthday. Oh and, don't turn the sound on."
#AI #comic #mastoart #fediart #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #flatearth #openblade

you give what you give

#technomage #unix_surrealism #comic

Fish glued to a semi-sentient screen. Screen: "AI will change everything."
#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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