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occult

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I’ve posted a few things around #MIT trying to reach these kids and save their souls. Maybe it will make a difference. #unix_surrealism

Sticker on a black pole that reads "Do not talk to computers" with a drawing of a retro computer, a knife, and a gun.

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occult

2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

I have posted a few of these around the #MIT library in Cambridge. Hopefully the students get the message.

Heed the words of @ritualdust and let’s rebuild the internet ourselves.

“From the ashes of centralization, we rebuild. Let no datacenter hold dominion over us.”

#Boston #CambridgeMA #unix_surrealism

A flyer with a pixelated image of a woman aiming a gun in an office, asking "What if we burned down the datacenters? Let's rebuild the internet ourselves."

#boston #unix_surrealism #mit #cambridgema @Lizbeth

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Tomáš

6 days ago

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6 days ago

chatcontrol

#unix_surrealism #comic #linux #eu #chatcontrol #openbsd

Girl and Fish walk home from a store.

Girl: "But what was their excuse to take away the FOSS critters' rights?"

Fish: "It's basically your fault."

UNITED CORPORATE STATES OF EURAMERICAFRICA, VERY LONG TIME AGO:

Speaker: "Our corporate benefactors have pledged full cooperation with the federal government. But as long as these... "animals" are allowed to exist, our children will never be safe."

MATACORP representative winks and thumbs up.

Crowd: "YEAH!"

Penguin and Fish representatives of the FOSS republic: "He does know we're in the room, right?"

"oh yes"

#linux #EU #comic #OpenBSD #chatcontrol #unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

the list

#unix_surrealism #comic #poster #openbsd #freebsd #netbsd #dragonflybsd #9front #plan9 #glenda #cirno #girl #daemon #puffy #rabbit #mata #openblade

MATACORP'S MOST WANTED HACKERS

Fish Daemon Cirno OpenBlade Rabbit Frederick "the Hammer" Glenda II Sphence Purple "Penguin" Pentium-M Man Girl

#comic #OpenBSD #freebsd #Plan9 #9front #netbsd #dragonflybsd #mata #rabbit #unix_surrealism #glenda #openblade #puffy #poster #cirno #girl #daemon

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2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

bathing

I use @OpenBSDAms btw

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #vmm #vmd #poster #comic #linux #plan9 #glenda

#linux #comic #OpenBSD #Plan9 #unix_surrealism #glenda #poster #vmm #vmd @OpenBSD Amsterdam

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

Grendel PT.9 (pt1)

(cont. in the thread)

FULL HERE: analognowhere.com/techno-mage/…

#unix_surrealism #comic #grendel

OB: "Grendel was one of MilTek's secret projects, developed by the senwep division. Same facility I was birthed in actually. We hung out sometimes."

Baby Grendel: "You're so funny Edged_AI!"

Baby OB: "Lol, you too, G!"

Fish: "Start from the beginning."

OB: "In 1935 a fragment of a motherboard was discovered by nazi archeologists in Iceland, dated back to around 68 thousand BC. It was believed it contained the essence of God. The nazis attempted to harness its power to conquer the world, but their tech just wasn't there."

OB: "During operation Paperclip the fragment was moved to the U S of A where it would have been used to land on the moon, but I don't personally believe -"

Fish: "Skip!"

OB: "After NASA was defunded, its assets were sold to the highest bidders. MilTek was one. MilTek's engineers confirmed the divine origin of the fragment, even finding traces of plan9 on it. They set out to create the ultimate conjoinment of critter and machine."

Fish: "How does his magic work?"

OB: "It's not really magic, it's more like... the awe of being in his presence turns minds inside out."

Fish: "How come I was unaffected?"

OB: "Probably because you're a cynical asshole. Anyway - he's here? That's probably not good."

Fish: "He's being take to... heaven, I think?"

Grendel

the frightening special

^{analognowhere.com}

#comic #unix_surrealism #Grendel

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

computers

#unix_surrealism

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

GRENDEL pt.6

start: merveilles.town/@prahou/115371…

#unix_surrealism #fossangel #comic #technomage

Fish: "And why did you bring it here?!"

Cirno: "Well I wasn't gonna leave empty handed! And Grendel got shot over it"

Fish: "GRENDEL! I forgot all about him -"

They are interrupted by the noise of fluttering packets.

Fish: "Nobody asked for your 'Divine Intervention'."

Fossangel: "Are you sure about that?"

Girl: "I just said a quick prayer for Grendel..."

Fish: "Fine then. Since you're already here - we seem to have obtained a cursed object."

Fossnagel: "A curse would explain why you and Glenda have been tripping... But this..."

The angel knocks on the sarcophagus.

Fossangel: "Is a dud. Pre war linux decor. Might have candy inside."

Fish: "What."

TBC

Tomáš (@prahou@merveilles.town)

Attached: 1 image bun in the middle next: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/115372814373913565 #unix_surrealism #comic #9front #glenda #cirno #unix

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#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage #fossangel

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

GRENDEL pt.4

analognowhere.com/wiki/grendel…

prev: merveilles.town/@prahou/115371…

#unix_surrealism #comic #grendel

Cirno and the crew are moving back to base.

"MOVE MOVE MOVE! GIRL, PURP! COVER OUR SIX!"

Cirno enters a code into a keypad.

Glenda and Fish are hiding behind a furniture barricade, ready to kill Grendel.

Fish: "He's coming!"

But it's bloodied Cirno.

Cirno: "-are you building a fort? We need help!"

Fish: "I knew it! Grendel betrayed you!"

Cirno: "What?"

Beastie carrying wounded unconscious Grendel enters. Girl and Fred in tow.

Girl: "Grendel took a bullet for me, Master :("

Fred: "Put the kettle on, I must operate immediately!"

Glenda and Puffy are shook.

Fred finishes operating on Grendel, who's bandaged and asleep.

Fred: "Hang in there, Champ."

Fred leaves the room.

Girl: "Fred? Is he okay?"

Fred: "He's alive.. For now."

Fish to Cirno: "Well what happened?"

Cirno: "Do you believe in curses? They were not moving RAM sticks... That was a cover up..."

...

Dead bots, bloodied Cirno. From behind a voice: "Cirno? We have to move - he's bleeding out."

Cirno opens a box.

Cirno: "Son of a bitch... a mummy."

wiki: Grendel

Grendel is an elder techno-mage of the plan9 clan. While he has not raised

^{analognowhere.com}

#comic #unix_surrealism #Grendel

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

GRENDEL: FRIGHTENING SPECIAL pt1

prev: merveilles.town/@prahou/115371…
next: merveilles.town/@prahou/115374…

#unix_surrealism #comic #grendel #technomage #cirno #glenda #plan9 #unix #linux #penguin #openbsd #freebsd #netbsd #dragonflybsd #9front

Fish presents his plan to the other mages.

"...with the guards neutralized, we get the goods and escape through the tunnel. Any questions?"

The usual mages are quiet. Girl says: "Nope!"

Fish notices a weird rabbit he's never seen before in the audience.

Fish: "Who the heck is that?"

Grendel: "I'm Grendel!"

Girl: "Yeah! That's Grendel!"

Penguin: "He's always been here!"

Beastie pretends to have bunny ears with his fingers.

Fred: "Grendel is the most awesome plan9 mage!"

Daemon: "If I had three wishes, I'd wish for Grendel to be my best friend three times!"

Girl: "If you ever died, master, I would want Grendel to adopt me!"

someone: "Me too"

Grendel: "Aww, you guys!"

Fish: "Are you all insane?!"

Glenda shakes her head angrily.

ANALOGNOWHERE PRESENTS:

GRENDEL: FRIGHTENING SPECIAL

Tomáš (@prahou@merveilles.town)

Attached: 1 image bun in the middle next: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/115372814373913565 #unix_surrealism #comic #9front #glenda #cirno #unix

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#linux #comic #OpenBSD #freebsd #Plan9 #unix #9front #netbsd #dragonflybsd #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #glenda #cirno #Grendel

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SuspiciousDuck

1 month ago

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1 month ago

My new jacket is the perfect combo with my new sweatshirt is exactly how I imagined it. #unix_surrealism

#unix_surrealism

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

this ship cannot sink

#9front #unix_surrealism #technomage #glenda #computer #comic #poster #plan9

#comic #Plan9 #computer #9front #unix_surrealism #technomage #glenda #poster

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Tomáš

2 months ago

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2 months ago

The Man of MATA pt1

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#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #openbsd #linux #penguin #mata

Somewhere in a desert...

Girl and Penguin are eating breakfast.

Penguin: "Morning, slept well?"

Girl: "mhmhmhm"

Penguin: "What's today?"

Girl checks her school schedule. It's Monday, morning class - history.

Girl: "History.

Penguin, unenthusiased: "Sounds exciting."

Classroom. Fish begins the lesson.

Fish: "I wanted to call this class mythology, but Purple said history suggests that some of it might actually be true. Nobody remembers how long ago, but as you know, the world ended. While the inheritors of the ravaged land learned to adapt to their predicament, three brothers, successors of those who brought about the end, set out into the destroyed world to ruin it some more."

LAST REMAINING MATACORPBUNKER B_73; three brothers

"Well, gentlemen, we ate all the women, children and uly. The water purifier is busted and the only person who could fix it was Parkinson."

"We ate her last week."

"We ate her last week."

"Nothing to eat, nothing to drink. So now what?"

"I think it's time to do what our great great great grandparents spoke of - Go outside and restart civilization."

"Ugh..."

Penguin and Fish are dressed as the MATA brothers.

Penguin: "I have the best ideas."

Fish: "You're going to have to help us play the third brother."

Girl, ecstatic: "School trip!"

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Girl, Fish and Penguin stand outside their cave home.

Fish: "... they gathered a bunch of thumbdrives with ancient CORPO tech and went on a journey to find people and machines they could poison."

Penguin: "It's a good day to fuck shit up. Come on, bros!"

Girl: "He's really into it!"

The three brothers cross the ancient desolate land.

"This suuuuuuuuuuuucks."

"Shut up."

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#linux #comic #OpenBSD #mata #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

2 months ago

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2 months ago

of wasps and beavers

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic

a phone vibrates

Girl and Fish stand by.

Fish: "Pick it up."

Girl picks it up. It belongs to a slain MATA_mercenary. OpenBlade is stuck in his head.

The phone displays a message: "The girls cooked your favorite pumpkin soup. Can't wait for you to get home. Love you!"

Puffy: "Right... Let's uh.. Let's talk.."

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Tomáš

3 months ago

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3 months ago

...

#unix_surrealism

ominous spokesperson:

"we're glad you're still with us. Some of you may be worried. It's a frightening world out there. But fear not.

Suppressing your thoughts of what could've been is still our number one priority.

You're safe here."

#unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

3 months ago

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3 months ago

#lo0 Live in

[redacted]#comic #music #unix_surrealism #ai #clippy

#music #AI #comic #clippy #unix_surrealism #lo0

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3 months ago

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3 months ago

quake

#unix_surrealism #comic #mata #ai #quake #gaming

Two MATA_BOTS are on a patrol in the desert. One seems to come across something.

Bot1: "Whatcha got there?"

Bot2: "You're not gonna believe this..."

Bot2 lifts up a QUAKE CD-ROM.

Bot1: "Holy shit!"

Bot2: "We should get the boys together and have a lan party!"

Bot1: "Like in the ancient times!"

From a distance, Girl and FISH are observing the two bots. Girl has a sniper rifle trained at them.

Girl: "Two Mark 4 Mata bots. I have a clear shot, master."

Fish: "Not today you don't."

She does not take the shot.

#gaming #AI #comic #mata #quake #unix_surrealism

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Tomáš

5 months ago

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5 months ago

divine decapitation
#unix_surrealism

Floating person on their laptop accompanied by a goat with gigantic scissors about to decapitate a cyber angel.

#unix_surrealism

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5 months ago

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5 months ago

welcome to Metacity 2

(previously: merveilles.town/@prahou/114721… )

#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage

MATA_BOT_COP examines his rifle. The clerk shouts: "Let em through, MB!"

MATA_BOT_COP glances at girl: "Kids these days..." He opens the massive metallic doors into Metacity.

Puffy: "Stay close."

Girl stares with her mouth open.

It's a towering city full of advertisements and millions of apartments, cars and antennas.

Welcome to Metacity, child...

Do not fall.

Tomáš (@prahou@merveilles.town)

Attached: 2 images welcome to Metacity 1 (next: https://merveilles.town/@prahou/114723108835939314 ) #unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #mata #metacity #mastoart #fediart #ai

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#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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5 months ago

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5 months ago

dust in packets

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic

Puffy is making coffee. He looks troubled. He turns to Girl, smiling.

Puffy: "Well, how does it end?"

Girl: "In death..."

Puffy sips coffee: "Sounds about right."

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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5 months ago

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teapot

#unix_surrealism #fediart #mastoart #fuck_art #ai

#AI #mastoart #fediart #unix_surrealism #fuck_art

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6 months ago

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p156

#unix_surrealism #technomage #openbsd #9front #linux #comic #ksh

Puffy is going on a trip, leaving behind Girl and Penguin. He addresses them as he's getting dressed.

Puffy: "I'll be back in a few days. You know what to do?"

Girl, holding The NEW Kornshell book: "Page 156!"

Puffy, to Penguin: "And you?"

Penguin, annoyed: "Nobody touches your nethack save..."

Puffy leaves.

Girl to Penguin: "Get the 9front iso."

Penguin gulps.

...

Puffy traverses the desert at night, reaching a memorial stone.

It reads: "In honor of the fish who gave their lives for freedom"

Dozens of fish emblems follow.

#linux #comic #OpenBSD #9front #unix_surrealism #technomage #ksh

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

vintage berliner

#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #mata

It's a demonic army of semi-sentient Mata bots and burning cities.

Girl is recalling her dream to Puffy.

Girl: "And then the evil robot army laid waste to all that was free."

Puffy: "That was no dream."

Girl is surprised. Puffy begins rummaging through old things.

Puffy: "Here it is."

He recovers very old newspapers.

Puffy: "That really happened."

The paper:

MAY 20**
BERLINER
-
MATA KILLS THE WORLD
...APPARENTLY ON PURPOSE?

#comic #mata #unix_surrealism #technomage

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6 months ago

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#fishlinux

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #linux #art

It's the fish princess with her hand painted to resemble a penguin.

#linux #art #OpenBSD #unix_surrealism #fishlinux

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6 months ago

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I guess we're kind of friends

#fossangel #comic #technomage #unix_surrealism

Girl and Fossangel are sitting in the desert, watching a city. Girl asks the towering Fossangel:

Girl: "Why did you bring me here?"

Fossangel: "Some just don't understand how lonely it is being an angel."

Girl (enthusiastic, because she knows the answer): "Very? Because you have no friends?!"

Fossangel: "Except you!"

Girl: "uh.. we're not friends... You just keep hijacking my dreams with cryptic visions."

Fossangel looks disappointed.

Girl: "They are pretty cool visions though!"

Fossangel smiles.

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage #fossangel

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Tomáš

7 months ago

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7 months ago

Land of the Primordial Machine p.5-6

#technomage #unix_surrealism #comic

delirious mage is approached by a mechanical arm and machine sentience

Mage is lying on the hood of the car. Mechanical arms are using scissors to remove her jacket. Her arm is still missing.

OpenBlade: "You've done this a lot?"

The mechanical arms belong to a vintage fully sentient MilTekBot holding a spare limb, dressed in a leather jacket.

MilTekBot: "No."

On his face screen a MilTek manual is printed:

Miltek Archive
14.5 Limb replacement

14.5.1 What are nerves?
One might think that the nerve endings of human bodies are not too dissimilar to circuitry of a common computer. One would be wrong.

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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7 months ago

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7 months ago

nostalgie

#unix_surrealism #openbsd #fish #daemon #ksh

Fish and Daemon with a halo touch a computer skull.

#OpenBSD #fish #unix_surrealism #ksh #daemon

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7 months ago

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... redbubble.com/shop/ap/17016387…

#unix_surrealism

DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS badge featuring an evil computer doing drugs in the vicinity of weapons.

DO NOT TALK TO COMPUTERS by analognowhere | Redbubble

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7 months ago

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age of balloons

#unix_surrealism #rabbit #9front #art #ai #noai #nine

rabbit wearing a "The Golden Age of Ballooning" 9front merch

#art #AI #9front #noAI #rabbit #unix_surrealism #nine

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fingerpaint

#unix_surrealism

phone toucher touches a touchscreen phone with fingers covered in red, smudging the pristine screen

#unix_surrealism

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7 months ago

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mother electricity

#unix_surrealism #fosschild #technomage #penguin #netbsd #daemon #fish #computer #foss

#foss #fish #computer #netbsd #penguin #unix_surrealism #technomage #fosschild #daemon

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7 months ago

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#unix_surrealism #openbsd #openssh #ssh #comic #runbsd #fish #puffy

Fish gives Postman fish a letter. Postman fish travels through a dangerous evil forest. Postman fish reaches a computer. Postman fish checks Fish's letter. It says "ls" and a key is attached. Postman fish types ls on the computer. It prints the output of the command. Postman fish copies the output of the command and travels back to Fish. Postman fish hands Fish the output of "ls" in a neat envelope with a fish sticker.

#comic #OpenBSD #fish #ssh #openssh #unix_surrealism #runbsd #puffy

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8 months ago

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#openbsd #unix_surrealism #ssh

Puffy SSH-postman and a (sea)horse make a delivery

#OpenBSD #ssh #unix_surrealism

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fish routine

#unix_surrealism #openbsd

person with a fish hat holds a fish over an aquarium

#OpenBSD #unix_surrealism

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8 months ago

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the machine box

#unix_surrealism #mastodon #ai #cable #phone

a person in a box with a phone, cat5 cable and a porcelain elephant

#Mastodon #AI #phone #unix_surrealism #cable

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8 months ago

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the computer can't

#unix_surrealism #glenda #9front #ai #mnt

Person holding a rabbit. A computer wants to touch the rabbit.

#AI #9front #unix_surrealism #glenda #mnt

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gaming

#unix_surrealism #xbox

#xbox #unix_surrealism

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prime

#unix_surrealism #technomage #freebsd

Mage holds a fish spike, daemon stands by

#freebsd #unix_surrealism #technomage

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9 months ago

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Land of the Primordial Machine p. 4

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic

The car is speeding through the desert. The deck is filled with various computers and radios. Two beeps go off and a printer spits out a message:

"MT_OB_emergency
>transmitting on
>all libre
>frequencies:
HELP HELP HELP
HELP HELP HELP
HELP"

The driver talks to the passenger seat.

Driver: "Sounds like a damsel in distress scenario! Trace the signal, MB!"

There is a depressed Mata_Bot head in the seat.

Mata_Bot: "...fine"

Driver: "Good bot."

Mata_Bot: "sigh."

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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Land of the Primordial Machine p. 3

#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic

Bird is cannibalizing a dead screen. It hears a noise. It is ran over by a.. car?

#comic #unix_surrealism #technomage

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