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How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water


I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".

in reply to Archos

Tři roky to vědí, idioti. Teď už to nikdo nedožene a šance něco změnit beze zbytku prosrali.
A v podstatě už nemám příště koho volit...
in reply to Archos

@OttovonWenkoff Řešení to není. Ale polský, maďarský nebo slovenský scénář moc naděje nepřidá. Jako stát uprostřed lanového mostu, vidíš, že se to na kraji trhá a současně víš, že tam už nedoběhneš.
in reply to Archos

Nezaberou, nevěřím tomu. Už se v koalici hádají i mezi sebou skrz kraviny. Ale nevolit vůbec, to není můj styl. I když menší zlo a se skřípěním zubů, jdu vždycky.


"sandbox the RAW thumbnailer" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.


society if all the effort spent hating on GenAI-based image caption generators was spent making them unnecessary instead:
in reply to Seirdy

if you don’t regularly contribute alt-text to other people’s posts that lack them (you’re certainly not obligated to), and especially if you don’t rely on captions: the answer is no.
in reply to Seirdy

thinking about it, i'd go one step further

if you are not actively fighting the hostility B/VI users experience when self-advocating, redirect that energy

i often don't feel safe on fedi crowdsourcing image descriptions because i've been told that i am the reason people leave fedi (despite around 75% of mastodon dot social's images being undescribed), that me expressing frustration at how inaccessible things can be (not even to that person, in general) is the reason they will now no longer provide image descriptions at all, and that my request is amounts to forcing someone to provide labor without compensation and the world would be better off without me.

it doesn't seem to matter how much i tone police myself, how clear i make it that it's not required they do it, no matter how much i wring my hands over it. sometimes it's fine. it goes great. but when it doesn't...

the human system regularly dehumanizes me. expecting B/VI folks to engage with that to get basic needs met is also dehumanizing.



- Remote workers are 9% more productive than those stuck in the office

- They’re reinvesting 35% of their saved commute time back into work

- The rest? It’s spent on life: chores, leisure, and exercise. That’s what real work-life balance looks like!




The latest Halide update was rejected because, after seven years, a random reviewer decided our permission prompt wasn't descriptive enough.

I don't know how to explain why a camera app needs camera permissions.

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in reply to Ben Sandofsky

This was one of those rejections where they're like, "If this is a bug fix, we can accept it for now, but you need to fix this in your next update."

We replied, "Yes, please approve, we'll fix it." 36 hours later, they approved, but we still need to deal with this.

in reply to Ben Sandofsky

I submitted an update with our permission prompts in iambic pentameter. It was approved.

(We won't release it. I just had to know.)



"In case you're curious how #Canada is doing, this is the executive director of the British Columbia #Conservative Party (who might win the BC provincial election next month)"

#poilievre #BC #bcpoli #cdnpoli #MAGA #vancouver #victoria

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in reply to GG

Yep, Canada isn't doing well. Just like the rest of the western democracies, we are being crushed by neoliberalism, austerity, corporate greed, and the commodification of basic nessecities like housing, food, and energy. Sadly, most people dont have the political understanding to see this, so they are lashing out and voting for people that will make it worse even faster. People figure if the current govt can't help they might as well burn it all down. #bcpoli #cdnpoli


The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference

mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-de…

This is good

#satire




I guess #zalgo text probably isn't very #screenreader friendly? How do I concisely communicate to someone that something is actively harming my sanity, preferably through subtext
in reply to Flounder

I wasn't aware of it until now and looking at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zalgo_te… - I expect you are right. In NVDA 2024.3 and later, we have "Unicode normalisation" which accounts for some instances where people use mathematic symbols (which look a little like letters) AS letters in text. I'm not sure it goes so far as zalgo text though, but you never know (I haven't seen a real world example).


Do we have an equivalent adjustments for #nvdaSR #nvda? Using the Jaws For Windows Screen Reader with Unicode IPA fonts
ruf.rice.edu/~reng/jaws-ipa.ht…
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in reply to Kaveinthran

There is an IPA add-on for NVDA in the store which may do what you need? I must admit I haven't done much with IPA personally to be greatly familiar with it.


When I press windows+period to bring up the emoji keyboard on Windows 10, #NVDA 2024.3.1 can't read anything. Pressing tab/shift+tab says nothing (silence), and when pressing arros it just says blank.
#nvda
in reply to Chi Kim

Well that's quicker than waiting for a patch in the next update to NVDA (or Windows), so a good result :)


Éste es nuestro Demonio de Maxwell, y sus partículas son los calcetines que transporta por la casa.



keby zajtra donesiem ľad v niečom udržiteľnom som boh ale nič preto nemám

edit: dnes

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pol a som doma, minúta pred

edit: tak nie :kekw:
edit1: just in time

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A Place of Chaos: Berlin's Overcrowded Refugee Camp in Tegel - DER SPIEGEL spiegel.de/international/germa…



One of the lesser-known benefits of being married a long time is if you can't make up your mind at a menu, you can say to your spouse, "You know what I like, pick something," and it usually works


Cuando mi hija era chiquita, en el Mixup les dio una época de vender los DVDs de Studio Ghibli, en paquetes de tres películas dobladas al español.

Una de ellas era El Castillo en el Cielo.

Se la pusimos una sola vez; tendría unos 3 años. Dejaron el nombre de la ciudad intacto, y uno de los diálogos climáticos es "¡Laputa sí existe!".

in reply to Federico Mena Quintero

Y si, lo de lapuntu y otros derivados es, incluso en la historia, solo para disimular que el nombre popular de la isla voladora, de hecho es "La puta" , ver la versión completa de "Los viajes de Gulliver" de Swift para la historia completa.


My description of cashew nuts as little wooden bananas has failed to convince my child to try one


môj pocit je že to Pirátom prospeje, Bartoš by nemusel ale dámy... uhm to nezvládli asi


My favourite talk from this year’s #id24 is How to consider non-native English speakers in UX. They talk about some really good things that also apply for cognitive accessibility and these things are so easy to overlook if you don’t carefully consider the impact language can have on understanding

youtube.com/live/kraqhhFs3C8?s…

#id24



To celebrate the first day of autumn, here’s a poem called ‘The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees’.



Someone explain to me why interest rates change as the wind blows but my savings account has netted me about a dollar of interest in 35 years.


HP printers are programmed to self-destruct if you go 24 hours without purchasing more HP ink cartridges.



It's actually hilarious how many plants we cultivate specifically for their defense mechanisms

Alliums: We have nasty sulfur compounds that turn into literal tear gas when our cell walls are broken! No animals are getting at our sugar stores!
Humans: Mmm tasty sulfur compounds, I'm gonna eat you with everything

Tea and coffee: Haha, bugs die when they try to eat us because we grow our own pesticide!
Humans: Ugh don't talk to me until I've had my pesticide

All manner of herbs and spices: Nice try, critters! But we are filled with volatile oils that are dangerous and offputting!
Humans: Ooo this one is good with my pesticides, this one tastes great with the sulfur compounds, this one makes amazing desserts, oh my god yes.

Spicy peppers: Fucking mammals grinding up our seeds in their gross molars! No more! Only birds can tolerate our heat!
Humans: I'm gonna dry you up, grind you into a powder, and use you as a staple seasoning for entire continents' worth of cuisine

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W3C Dissociative Identity Disorder v1: Core architecture, data model, and representations

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“A break from the heat”: Americans most affected by climate crisis head midwest - The Guardian apple.news/A5vEXmdpIQfeAkrESib…


A massive success for the first conference, the governing board meeting in person, and an MSC written in real time. What a week in Matrix!!

matrix.org/blog/2024/09/22/thi…

in reply to The Matrix.org Foundation

Any chance of having the video recordings up soon? Really interested, couldn't attend..


Real-time Linux is officially part of the kernel after decades of debate | Ars Technica arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/0…


Thank you all for making the first annual #MatrixConf such a wonderful experience! We're already looking forward to the next one, slated for France in late 2025.

Our small-but-mighty team is properly exhausted and looks forward to sharing more – including recordings, photos, and takeaways – after resting up.

#Matrix #OpenSource #FOSS



I am brimming with pride, gratitude, and joy after the 1st annual Matrix Conference. So much to say!

Grateful to punctuate a great week sharing a lovely time at
Café Botanico, a delightful garden-to-table restaurant hidden in the heart of Neukölln, with some of my colleagues at the Matrix.org Foundation. Thanks for being amazing, team 💖

@thibaultamartin@mamot.fr, @travisr@mstdn.ca, @matthew@mastodon.matrix.org, @amandine@mastodon.matrix.org

#Matrix #MatrixConf



I'm very, very tired of being late to places because there is no reliable way to actually have transportation come at the time you've actually scheduled it for. Whenever I talk to people about how not being able to drive is frustrating and costly, they talk about how they have car payments and traffic is stressful. I totally get that, but at least they can leave whenever they decide and not rely on someone else to come and get them and hopefully everything is working and hopefully they get there. It's just been one of those mornings and it seems to be happening more and more. I used to pride myself on always being early and this is like the sixth place I've been late to now. I guess I need to start scheduling like twenty minutes before I actually need to leave.