A US Marine, traveling home after a tour of Iraq just before Thanksgiving, boarded an extremely overcrowded Amtrak train heading west from Penn Station. He searched up and down the carriages for a seat, but the only one available was being occupied by a fancy French woman’s poodle.
The Marine coughed politely and said,
“Ma’am, would you please place your dog on the floor so I can sit down?”
Without even looking up, she sniffed and muttered,
“You Americans are so very rude. Can’t you see my little girl Trixy-Woo is using that seat?”
Exhausted, the Marine walked the length of the train again - still no seat. He returned and asked once more,
“Please, ma’am. I’m really tired. Could you move your dog so I can sit?”
She laughed and said loudly,
“Not only are you Americans rude, but also pig-headed and arrogant as well!”
That was it.
As the train had not yet left the station, the Marine picked up the poodle, dropped it out the window onto the platform, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, “Is there any man here who will defend my honor? This American thug must be put in his place!”
A well-dressed, refined Englishman sitting nearby calmly looked up and said to the Marine,
“Sir, I find you Americans do many things the wrong way. You prefer coffee over tea, drive on the wrong side of the road… and now it seems -
You’ve thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”

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