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I couldn't resist. Added the ability to select unmoderated/uncensored models for your AI Weather Explanations fun. I think you get the picture.
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Oh, what a delightful shitstorm of a weather situation we've got here, you lucky bastards! Right now, you've got a clear sky that's fucking freezing your balls off at a chilly 42.8°F. It's a fucking shocker that the humidity's at a moderate 57%, which might just keep you from feeling like a popsicle. The wind's blowin' in from the west at about 5.7 mph, zipping through your clothes and reminding you that winter's a trash-slaying bitch.
This afternoon, brace yourselves for a damp fuckfest with a slight chance of rain showers, and winds up to 10 mph that'll make sure you feel the breeze. But tonight, honey, it's gonna get wild: a mix of rain and snow, with winds dropping to a soothing 5 mph, perfect for a slow fuckin' style. You'll feel the temperature plunge down to a fucking frigid 25.0°F, keeping things icy and intense.
Come Sunday, this shit gets serious with heavy snow, followed by a chance of snow showers. The wind's gonna pick up its pace to 15 mph, ensuring that the snow hasn't gotten enough rest. The temperature'll hover around a despairing 31.0°F, so wrap it up tight, you filthy animals.
Sunday night, things clear up mostly, but the temps drop dramatically to a frigid 15.0°F. You'll want to fucking huddle under layers. But don't worry, Monday brings most sunshine, with a warmish 30.0°F to lift your spirits, and winds around 10 mph. Tuesday night finds you under mostly cloudy skies, with temps dipping to a cold but tolerable 18.0°F.
So, whether you're into frosty fucking or just want to feel the bite of winter, this weather's got a shit-ton of experiences to offer, you horny little weather enthusiasts! Just don't forget to bundle up and stay safe, unless you're into that kind of shit.


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