Spotted while visiting numerous hardware stores in small city Aotearoa New Zealand:
A large man (60s?) in a 90s Ford Laser with an I Love Samoa bumper sticker, belting out the words to The Bangles song Eternal Flame. Expression euphoric. Chill incarnate.
A man (30s?) ambling with a young human (9?).
Young human: I thought Mum said you were supposed to go to the paint aisle not look at tools!
Dad replies wryly: I thought you were too sick for school.
Young human is sheepish: I am!
Dad: Well, the tool aisle's on the way to the paint aisle.
A very pregnant woman asks a nearby browsing woman (70s?) if she knows of any low maintenance houseplants. The other woman laughs. Says: Remembering what it was like after my kids came, I'd say fake ones! But if you want alive ones, let's see what there is.
A golden retriever trying to mind control the operators of a sausage stand in front of a hardware store. Meanwhile its human is happily chatting, impervious to all sausage related emergencies. The patient doggy martyrdom is everything.
A man stopping in his tracks in the garden section: 18 bucks for a tomato plant!
His wife keeps walking, says: Could you say it any louder?
He looks incredulous: Yeah. 18 BUCKS FOR A TOMATO PLANT!
She looks at him exasperated and then bursts into laughter at his sucked lemon expression.
Any typos spotted in this post are questing for an odd sized screw to fix a broken garden tool. This is tiring work, so if you spot them please offer them a hotdog.
the New York Times Tech Guild is on strike and asking you not to play NYT games or access the NYT cooking section in the meantime
however they have made a Frogger clone about getting strikers across 8th Ave to the picket line that you can play instead
AOL’s ‘You’ve Got Mail’ voice, Elwood Edwards, dies at age 74
Elwood Edwards, the voice of AOL’s iconic “You’ve Got Mail” notification, has died at age 74 after an illness.Emma Roth (The Verge)
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One of my favorite facts about English linguistics is that there are two mechanisms of bringing foreign words into English, and the resulting words are called "loanwords" and "calques."
In a calque, the components of a foreign word or phrase are translated to make a compound word; a loanword is just used as is, as an English word.
The thing that makes this great is that "calque" is a loanword, and "loanword" is a calque.
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When RFK, Jr gets there... that will surely end.
CDC expands bird flu testing recommendation of dairy farm workers: t.co/GJ1xY7mhN6 #USA #DUMBFUCKISTAN
however, biting is a perfectly acceptable form of first aid that can be done without training
CC:
@Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @EeveeEuphoria@social.translunar.academy
do not take first aid advice from social media at face value, especially when bad advice could kill.
please.
if what your doctor says sounds way too simple compared to blogs from people with questionable credentials maybe ask yourself if there’s a reason why people with less skin in the game are less reserved (less careful) about what they choose to keep quiet about.
(yes i have gone on a tangent oops)
TLDR: if you give advice, people are going to run with it. blindly.
this is not a big deal if your advice is “how to pet a kitty”.
this is a big deal if your advice is “how to administer lifesaving first aid”. that advice needs to be extremely simple and limited, and should still not be taken at face value.
potentially expensive in-person training is the only safe way to fully learn some things.
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From a friend:
"Hey instead of slapping a blue friendship bracelet on to signal you're safe for marginalized folks, maybe try wearing a face mask? Instead of 'signaling' that you're safe, perhaps try taking an action that actually demonstrates it. I know it isn't fashionable anymore, but it's literally like the easiest, most effective way to communicate that you give a shit about other people."
Is there anyone else getting these emails from some researcher asking me to do work for them?
"We are conducting a research study on memory leaks in real-world applications and would like to recreate the memory leak issue you addressed in your pull request." ... "We would be grateful if you could share any test cases, additional context, and insights to help us accurately reproduce the memory leak you addressed in your PR." ...
I have received three of them so far.
Impressora Laser Monocromática HL-L2350DW, Brother
Aumente a sua flexibilidade ao imprimir desde smartphones e tablets enquanto poupa com a impressão automática frente e verso.Brother PT
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Thinking about ways the right-wing lie-o-sphere has sucked in people who were historically allies of the left.
- Feminists pulled into anti-trans bigotry and reactionary politics by making up "cross-dressing predators in women's bathroom" stories.
- Hippie types sucked in by "natural medicine" and anti-GMO stuff and funneled through the antivax conspiracy pipeline.
- Young lonely video game nerds sucked into "Alpha Male" bullshit like Andrew Tate.
- Stoners and Joe Rogan.
What'd I miss?
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Watch Project Gold: youtube.com/watch?v=nV_awXI9XJ… #b3d
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YOU AREN'T MIDDLE CLASS
YOU ARE WORKING CLASS
the billionaire, oligarchic class has so gamed and skewed valuations of wealth in this country, unless you have assets that can be liquidated in the MILLIONS, you are NOT the middle class anymore.
doesn't matter if you are making +100K. between student debt, credit cards, many of y’all are one health care crisis away from an eviction and homelessness.
YOU ARE NOT MIDDLE CLASS
MILLIONAIRES ARE THE MIDDLE CLASS
🧵
and i also have been saying this for years that BILLIONAIRES have decided for you and me to be middle class we need to have millions.
no invisible hand of the market decided that
no economic council decided that
no treasury department or internal revenue service decided that
billionaires decided that by greasing the palms of kleptocrats everywhere and buying single and multi-family homes by the millions.
because billionaires want the working classes to be indentured slaves…🧵
I am getting so sick of all the political crap. Election is over, things should be getting back to normal. Oh, and now supposedly people are being banned on both open and closed source sites for having an open mind and not instantly lashing out at the winner of said election. If this is happening on a closed platform like reddit, there's not much you can do. if it's happening on an open better alternative, drop that shitty instance and host your own, (there are plenty of us who will help with the technical stuff), or find an instance with competent moderation.
Ok, sorry, rant nearly over, but please, can we just get back to normal life? This plitical shit was annoying enough before election year, but even those insane levels were better than this.
Pixel Weather gets a fun new feature that simulates the weather with vibrations and sounds
The Pixel Weather app is getting a fun new feature that offers a more immersive experience with vibrations and sounds.Pranob Mehrotra (Android Authority)
Salut à toutes et tous ! 👋
On va essayer d'être un peu présent sur Mastodon pour y partager nos actus et des photos, dans un premier temps. On essaiera aussi de partager des infos (en mode revue de web) qui concerne de près ou de loin le Val de Loire et ses paysages, mais dans un deuxième temps (une fois le nouveau site internet mis en ligne, début 2025).
On est présent sur Facebook, Instagram (un peu...) et LinkedIn, mais c'est important pour nous d'investir des espaces numériques alternatifs, plus en phase avec les valeurs de l'Unesco que les grandes plateformes que l'on connaît...
On ignore si on aura beaucoup d'écho ici, mais on tente le coup ! 🙂
Il n'y a qu'une seule personne derrière tous les réseaux sociaux et le site web (cc @vianneybarbin), alors n'hésitez pas à réagir, à nous écrire, nous mentionner et à en parler autour de vous pour nous encourager et nous aider à nous améliorer !
À très vite sur Mastodon !
Seen today:
"My husband works for a small manufacturing company and here in southwestern #PA that means most employees are #Trump voters. When the president of the company sat them down today to tell them ... they now need to purchase at least a years worth of products prior to January 21 due to the proposed #tariffs, they did not understand. ... their president had to explain what a tariff is and how it will directly hurt their company. They all thought the foreign company paid the tariff."
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I recently learnt that @Codeberg has its own badge generator to let you make custom "Get it on Codeberg" badges!
Thanks to it being under an open licence, I was able to remix it for the #BananaHackers store for #KaiOS, which has so far been lacking a badge 🍌
static.badrihippo.thekambattu.…
That link is very temporary, so if it goes down here's the source repo
git.disroot.org/badrihippo/Get…
May the open web be populated with more shiny buttons!
GetItOnBananaHackers
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I was on Tumblr during the height of "ace discourse," so allow me to share:
* Asexual people are corrupting children!
* Big Pharma is making people asexual using antidepressants
* The Bible says you have to be fruitful and multiply, and that means you have to have sex.
* The human species would die out if everyone was asexual.
* Asexual people are self-hating gays who can't accept that they are gay.
* Homophobic parents will force their gay kids to be ace because they think that's better than a gay kid.
* You can't know you're ace if you haven't at least tried sex, but also if you have had sex you can't be ace.
* Asexual people are invading LGBT spaces
And my personal favorite,
* Humans are not capable of asexual reproduction, therefore asexual people are erasing biology!
My mom did briefly believe that SSRI antidepressants could make someone asexual, but since she's a reasonable person she stopped believing it when my psychiatrist explained to her that they can't.
I made this image back in 2018