A few days after Christmas, a mom was tidying up in the kitchen while her young son played with his brand-new electric train set in the living room.
Suddenly, she heard him shout:
“Alright, everyone off! Grab your junk and scram—this is the last stop! And if you’re getting on, move it! We don’t have all day!”
Her eyes widened in shock. She marched into the room and said,
“Excuse me, mister! That is not how we speak in this house. You go to your room right now and think about your tone. You can come back in two hours and try again—with manners!”
Two hours later, the boy returned to his train set, picked up the remote, and started again.
His mom listened from the kitchen as he sweetly announced:
“Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you enjoyed your ride. Please take all personal items with you as you leave. Thank you for choosing our train service today!”
Then he continued,
“For our new passengers, welcome aboard! Kindly store your bags and find a seat. Just a reminder—this is a no-smoking train. We wish you a safe and pleasant journey.”
The mom grinned, feeling proud of the improvement… until he added:
“And if anyone’s mad about the two-hour delay, please see the rude and angry woman stuck in the kitchen.”


Kepi
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