A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. But soon enough she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a large sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."

A federal appeals court rejects T-Mobile's bid to overturn a $92M fine for illegally sharing customer location data without consent, per a 2024 FCC ruling (Jon Brodkin/Ars Technica)

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#resist #actives #antifa #politics #palestineaction #refugeeswelcome #nrm #forevereuropean Is it me? It's that time of year when organisers get organised only to find just how many 'virtue signallers' there are amongst our numbers. Please note I do not march on Saturdays, only aggravates the tourists. I'm a 'stop the city' #polltax vet. Effective #NVDA needs to be targeted. Weds / Thurs best for #westminster

Présentation au 19 août 2025

Cassiopée, 33 ans, 3 chats et 2 amoureux. Polyamoureuse, bi, queer, féministe intersectionnelle d’extrême gauche/anarchiste. Polytrauma & handi 😉

Attachée à l’autocompassion, l’épistémologie et les luttes sociales. De manière générale j’essaye d’apprendre à m’améliorer et à me remettre en question, à avoir un discours radical mais nuancé. Je trouve qu’il est essentiel de faire la différence entre l’individu et le système, et à ne pas faire porter le poids des injustices et disfonctionnements aux humains quand cela dépend des structures dont ils sont usagers.

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in reply to cassi0pee

au même titre que le capitalisme, le patriarcat, le néocolonialisme, le validisme et la psychophobie. (liste non exhaustive) J’essaye d’être la moins oppressive possible, j’ai conscience que la perfection n’existe pas, que c’est l’enjeu de toute une vie et que de faire de son mieux c’est déjà pas mal.

Je suis passionnée par tout ce qui relève de la communication et de la compréhension de comment nous fonctionnons. J’aime apprendre et je suis très curieuse. Je rêve de vivre dans un monde d’entraide ou tout le monde est raisonné et raisonnable.

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in reply to cassi0pee

Je recherche en ce moment majoritairement à me faire des ami.e
s, pour découvrir la ville dans laquelle j’habite (#strasbourg), rire, faire des activités, s’apprendre des choses, s’entraider…
J’ai la joie d’avoir un trouble de l’anxiété sociale qui fait qu’il est très difficile pour moi de sortir seule, mais je fais une thérapie d’exposition. C’est une des raisons pour lesquelles, quand je suis à l’aise, je préfère inviter quelqu’un chez moi qu’aller dehors. Je suis traumatisée, mais je me soigne. Ça prend du temps. Si tu as la solution universelle contre la dépression : je prends :D
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10:25 on Monday I will do a *15 minute* keynote at the Open Source Summit Europe conference in Amsterdam.

In those fifteen minutes I will talk about what it means to run a small open source project with a huge impact in 2025.

It's not a lot of time, but I'll try to get something said. That's why I accepted to go there and speak in the first place. To TRY to make a difference. To tell truths. To share my view of the world.

Maybe I reach a slightly difference audience there than I usually do.

Microsoft has added COPILOT AI to Excel — but give it a miss if you use the spreadsheet software for numerical calculations or in scenarios with legal regulatory and compliance implications because COPILOT "can give incorrect responses," the company warns. Here's more from @theverge.

flip.it/tBWnLn

#AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Copilot #Microsoft #Tech #Technology

in reply to Tomas Tomecek

@TomasTomec if you ask AI to give you tips for recipes and then you brew yourself, it isn't really vibe-brewing just like it's isn't vibe-coding when you ask AI questions, but code yourself.
I don't generally critise vibe coding. I've never been a serious programmer and it was always difficult to get into it when I needed to code something. It's much easier now. But at the same time I don't have ambitions to build serious software and it isn't my job, so I'm not worried about losing skills. I'm fine using it to build something for myself, just like I was fine brewing Coopers kits to have beer for myself.
in reply to Brian Hartgen

@dmills87 In my case I had an issue with JFW causing me issues on a laptop secured with some fairly serious security software. FS refused to help with this and had to go through S&S. Was fobbed off with their support as they just didn't have the answers, they eventually pushed me to FS again and with the help of a senior tech at FS and the security company we got it sorted. Interacting with S&S wasted just over a week.
in reply to Sean Randall

@cachondo @dmills87 S&S wanted me to get ATW funding to get some scripting to help me with this security software issue as well. That would have been a waste of money, the issue was the security software was blocking the API hooks JFW was using into the applications, so the scripter would have been in the same boat as I was. I am an end user of this endpoint software and don't have any admin access.
in reply to Andrew Hodgson

2. Vispero is private equity and they purchased FS a few years ago. The PE model is simple. find a good product, extract revenue by hiking prices/changing the model to squeeze the customer, then when customers turn away and company starts loss making, saddle it with its debts and walk away, asset stripping the business as they go. FS is heading for a long walk off a short cliff. @andrew @cachondo @brian_hartgen @dmills87
in reply to Andrew Hodgson

@andrew @bermudianbrit @dmills87 I have been scritping JAWS since I started using it with Windows 95. It's a system I'm comfortable with and I do miss it with NVDA because I'm less comfortable in Python. I can do addons and modules with a lot more effort than I can do scripts. It's frustrating that I know that technically the NVDA ecosystem is far more powerful, but the training materials of JAWS were there when my mind was flexible enough to soak 'em up.
in reply to Sean Randall

@cachondo @dmills87 This was stopping me from working with clients and there was talk about putting me on the bench while this got sorted. The responses from S&S especially regarding getting a scripter involved caused me serious anxiety and dread to think how anyone not as tech savvy would have coped in this situation. S&S don't get all the blame, as the company I work for were doing their bit to make things difficult as well.

I’m looking for freelance work!

Apart from being a quite senior software engineer with management experience, a specialisation in fintech and card networks, and a talent for reading hundreds of pages of standards and docs and being really pedantic about them - I’m a jack of all trades, with a silly broad range of experiences, and enjoy novelty and variety.

Want a photographer? Bartender? VJ for your party? Help organising an event? Need to win an argument about Mastercard rules?

Something else entirely, where a background in tech, music and/or events might come in handy? Hit me up and I’ll see what I can do.

(I’m happy to help out nonprofits, clubs and others doing good/interesting things, but who don’t have very deep pockets, for a more affordable price. I started out maintaining a WordPress site for my dad’s choir, and I’m happy to do it for yours too.)

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We'll be at the Austin JavaScript Meetup tonight! 🎉 Come say hi, chat about open source, and connect with the community!

#Thunderbird #JavaScript #Austin

meetup.com/austin-js/events/31…

Curious about our progress on Thunderbird Pro? Our latest update, direct from Managing Director Ryan Sipes, keeps you in the know - and lets you know how to stay updated:

#Thunderbird #ThunderbirdPro #OpenSource

blog.thunderbird.net/2025/08/t…

This application is crazy good, it has helped me go from Windows to Linux at least on the laptop. It's black magic what it does xD

Upscaler, @TheEvilSkeleton flathub.org/apps/io.gitlab.the…

#Linux #Upscaler #Gnome #Flatpak #Flathub #App

I propose replacing calories with watt-hours.

- Almost same value (1 kilocalorie / Calorie is ~1.1 watt-hours)
- more intuitive for people who use electricity
- never the confusion between calories (science), Calories (food, which is technically kilocalories), kilocalories, and 'kilo Calories' (which is technically megacalories)
- you get to feel more like a robot with your 2.5kwh power consumption a day which may feel like validation to some creatures on this fediverse
- become powered by cake

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Hey, something that regularly bums me out is that #Lego continues to make Harry Potter products. Lego brings me a lot of comfort, but their complicity in JK Rowling's hate campaign sours that significantly.

As a trans person, it makes me feel kinda helpless and invisible.

So I'd appreciate it if y'all could help me boost this petition across the fediverse, and share it around with group chats, and other socials if you're on them!

Not necessarily because I expect Lego to listen to a change.org petition, but because it would give me a lot more hope and faith in people if the voices saying "Hey, it's really messed up that Lego is doing this" were a lot louder than they are now.

(Alt-text: a change.org petition called "LEGO: End your relationship with JK Rowling and the Harry Potter franchise.")
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#lego

The "Conversations" screen (which shows a list of open chats) has always been the main screen of #Conversations_im, following the behavior of Signal, WhatsApp, and Google's Messages (SMS) app. However, after sign-up, users were taken to the "New Chat" screen (which lists all contacts and group chats) on the premise that they have no chats yet and would likely want to start one.
This may have confused first-time users about which screen is the main one.

2.19.3 has an empty chat screen instead.

“Activists who disrupt the flow of weapons to a genocidal regime may violate petty criminal statutes, but they uphold a far greater law and a more profound human imperative: to protect a people and culture from annihilation,” she wrote.
aljazeera.com/news/2025/8/18/u…

#Directaction #Gaza #PalestineAction #solidarity #SallyRooney

in reply to Peter Riley

Plasticine Action is a group of like-minded artists and concerned citizens, who want to be vocal against the rise in AI generated animation and art, and raise awareness of how AI is being used in an increasingly authoritarian manner.

“Plasticine Action” t-shirts fundraiser plasticineaction.com/

Medical Aid for Palestinians
map.org.uk/

Police Arrest “Plasticine Action” t-shirt wearing protester
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#Ai #Gaza #PalestineAction #PlasticineAction #Solidarity

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Yes, #Mykýř řeší #ChatControl. Tak snad se to dostane trochu do povědomí dalších lidí.
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in reply to Steven Reed

@srtcd424 yeah, when I was at high school (2000-2004), we programmed a screen that was identical to the Novell Netware login screen that was used to authenticate on school computers. It loaded first, the user typed in their credentials, it gave them an error message "try again" and then it loaded the genuine login screen. That's how we got credentials of most users at the school. Not sure if I should be proud or ashamed of it, but it definitely boosted confidence in our IT skills. 🙂
in reply to Winter blue tardis

I’m not sure I’m the biggist fan of python either, but It seems to be the only thing that is working right now with all the features. I don’t think you will have to have python unless your building it your self, but I’ll put up a test build to make surethings are working. right now Git is giving me trouble, I may consider something else that ain’t github if I cannot get this working.
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Imagine a bar / restaurant where the staff gets paid only when the doors open to the client until the door closes.

Said staff also has to setup the tables, the chair, clean the dining room, etc. They also have to stock the bar, prepare the utensils, etc. All of this is done when the doors are closed.

That's not fair, is it?

[1]That's flight attendants.

[1] the "tip wage" is another story for another time.