my five steps to getting out of bed in the morning:
1. pretend you do not hear the alarm.
2. verbally deny that it is time to get up. hit snooze.
3. negotiate five more minutes with the nearest person or deity.
4. express intense anger in your words and tone to demand that it not be morning.
5. accept it with a big sigh and stand up.

Mike Gorse
in reply to Kevin LaRose, Antifa Member • • •