There were 4 men, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, 'Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run
towards the pool and jumped, you must shout what you want the pool of water to become, and your wish will come true.'
The French wanted to start. He run towards the pool, jumped and shouted 'WINE'. The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, 'VODKA' and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, 'BEER'. He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel.
He slipped towards the pool and cursed, 'SHIT!'
“For me to post a hurricane forecast and for people to accuse me of creating the hurricane by working for some secret Illuminati entity is disappointing and distressing, and it’s resulting in a decrease in public trust,” says Cappucci. He says he hasn’t slept in multiple days and is exhausted. This last week he received hundreds of messages from people accusing him of modifying the weather and creating hurricanes from space lasers. "
...I'm sorry... wut? Is this for real...?
Was an honour to present the @fsfe 's work for #softwarefreedom at #libreoffice Conference 24. (slides uploaded to events.documentfoundation.org/… )
Thanks to all the @libreoffice contributors out there 👏
he's 9 years old and never encountered a clockface.
@andrew well, this came ot me from mainstream: the rest of the kids were doing scratch and they decided to pick up something more audible.
But yeah, it's bonkers to me thta there's no analogue clocks or watches around in his life. I don't leave home without a watch on!
Is it ironic (or just plain hypocritical) how the full legal text of the EAA directive is entirely structured with `<table>` markup (for content that isn't tabular, and it isn't declared as presentational).
#accessibility #a11y #eaa
Есть вроде бы хороший по содержанию сайт, в своё время случайно попался. Но это тот случай как не надо делать навигацию. Оно ещё и визуально так себе code-maze.com/
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Artists!
You will get more Mastodon boosts if you have suitable Alt Text on your image posts.
Trust me on this 👍🏾
[Prompted by the uptick in image posts /re-toots these past few months that have no Alt Text and which I would otherwise boost, but generally no Alt, no repost]
reshared this
Something looks suspicious about the IA attack, and I suspect the goal is to change sentiment about *something*, probably the Internet Archive, but it's not clear what, and it may be more than one thing. It seems like someone probably paid a hacking agency to do this, very possibly a publishing house upset about copyright claims, and I say that especially because:
- "See you on Have I Been Pwned", but really, this is one of the least dramatic things to end up on HIBP of all time: it's names and email addresses sure, but all the passwords are properly hashed and there isn't much else. So why gloat about it?
- There seems to be an attempt to lower public impression of IA in terms of talking about its tech "held up with sticks". It is old tech, so maybe, but why the focus on that?
- If you analyze the HN thread about it for comments in terms of when posted, there were a bunch of sockpuppet accounts created almost immediately after the post was made, seemingly to add comments: news.ycombinator.com/user?id=N… news.ycombinator.com/user?id=h… news.ycombinator.com/user?id=1… news.ycombinator.com/user?id=M…
- An allegedly pro-palestinean militant hacking group is claiming responsibility, but their rationale doesn't make sense: they say it's because the IA is an American company, and the US is helping Israel. But why the IA *specifically*? This seems like a false flag operation either to draw attention away from the real perpetrators, or possibly to try to turn technically inclined people against pro-palestinean activists x.com/sn_darkmeta/status/18441…
The IA *is* engaged with several fights with publishers and people who have beef on copyright grounds. It's entirely possible one of them hired a nation-state affiliated hacking group (of which there are quite a few) that had a side beef, or that group is trying to throw the public off its tracks, but regardless, sock puppets like this typically appear after a hacking attack when there's a paid organization.
Regardless, nobody else is keeping the internet's history alive, and yes, the IA has made some mistakes sometimes, but I stand behind them and wish their staff strength in dealing with this time.
Včera jsem neměl žádný Mastodon, dnes mám 2.
Takže mi to tu pořád cinká a já jsem zmatený, jak lesní včela ve větráku.😂
Já instance neřeším, sleduji napříč instancemi, ale obecně je mi tady na Mastodonu dobře.
Sice vlastně vůbec nechápu jak to celé funguje, ale ať si v tý fediverzi běhaj ti trpajzlíci jak chtějí, hlavně když mi přinesou inspirativní a zajímavé posty a to se děje 🙂
A děkuji za přijetí na mamutovo.cz
Autocrat and authoritarian now means independent from the US and refusing to be vassalized.
I've uninstalled #avast a few months ago, used Windows Defender for a while now, but honestly it's kinda going on my nerves, how it behaves and the UI.
I don't like These huge anti Virus Providers which just have a Million functions I don't even care About. I don't Need vpn, Password Manager, game mode, or anything. I just Need protection against stupid viruses.
Anything thin and small you could recommend, or at least something which could fit my Needs? I mean, that it shouldn't slow down your entire System like Avast does is clear I Guess.
thanks for your recommendations.
Der App-Zwang nimmt Nutzern die Wahlfreiheit, zwingt zur Nutzung von Apple- und Google-Diensten und macht Datenschutz ohne technisches Know-how fast unmöglich. 👇
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#android #ios #datenschutz #digitalpolitik #politik #app #appzwang #dsgvo #tdddg #verbraucherschutz #FreiheitImNetz #DigitaleSelbstbestimmung
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Clearly a well thought-out app for team communications, it's all the little details that make it work so nicely.
In this case we started a thread about a series of tickets that need fixng by the end of the month and people have been adding to it throughout the week. The notification of an all-channel meeting and a camban board for people to add to went on the thread, but also needed really to go in the channel. we're over 200 messages further ahead by this point, so it just worked well in that specific situation. There are presumably times you want to be sure all your channel members see something relevant to something that previously came up.
Also possible. But the weird thing is after a second or two the "cursor" goes back to the right place. So often I get something like:
ctrl-win-space: toot is read.
Beep indicating new messages.
Ctrl-win-space: different toot is read, cursor is off.
A second or two pass.
Ctrl-win-space: the previous toot is read, cursor is back in place.
My mum wants to join the #Fediverse - as she's fed up with adverts in other social media - and I have no idea what server would be best for her.
She's in her seventies, likes gardening, outdoors, cats and dogs, travel, books..
Any suggestions?
Por ninguna razón en particular, se me ocurre recordar las funciones de la justicia penal, tal y como se conciben en el mundo jurídico y en nuestra normativa. Póngase por delante que todo esto es discutible, pero para discutirlo hay que conocerlo primero.
Prevención general: la pena se da a conocer a la sociedad, y disuade a la población en general de cometer crímenes. Esto tiene dos vías: la negativa (intimidatoria), y la positiva (demostrando la eficacia de las normas e inculcando los valores jurídicos).
Prevención especial: actúa directamente sobre el delincuente, evitando la comisión de nuevos crímenes. Esto tiene dos vías, directamente por limitación (la privación de libertad impide la comisión de muchos ilícitos) e indirectamente por intimidación.
Rehabilitación y reeducación: se busca que la pena funcione no sólo limitando la capacidad criminal del reo, sino dándole la capacidad de participar en sociedad de forma productiva.
Mantenimiento del monopolio de la violencia del Estado: esta función, a veces ignorada, implica que sólo el Estado tiene el poder de ejercer violencia legítima. Se puede ver desde la perspectiva del contrato social, como un acuerdo por el que cada individuo cede su capacidad de ejercer la violencia a cambio de que el Estado se haga cargo de actuar contra el reo que nos ha causado un daño. También se puede ver como una necesidad social y organizativa, ya que la falta de un sistema eficaz y creíble de justicia redundaría en el uso de la fuerza por parte de los ciudadanos, y en largos ciclos de venganza.
Protección de la víctima: es otra faceta de la prevención especial, pero no desde el punto de vista de cualquier crimen que el reo pueda cometer, sino específicamente de la víctima contra la que ya ha actuado.
Nuestra constitución se pronuncia en su artículo 25 sobre la naturaleza y sentido de las penas, en particular en su apartado 2.
Artículo 25.2. Las penas privativas de libertad y las medidas de seguridad estarán orientadas hacia la reeducación y reinserción social y no podrán consistir en trabajos forzados. El condenado a pena de prisión que estuviere cumpliendo la misma gozará de los derechos fundamentales de este Capítulo a excepción de los que se vean expresamente limitados por el contenido del fallo condenatorio, el sentido de la pena y la ley penitenciaria. En todo caso, tendrá derecho a un trabajo remunerado y a los beneficios correspondientes de la Seguridad Social, así como al acceso a la cultura y al desarrollo integral de su personalidad.
Pues bien, la Constitución indica que, sin perjuicio de otros fines lícitos para la pena como los que he detallado más arriba, la orientación central de las penas es la rehabilitación y reeducación del reo. Al contrario que otras tradiciones jurídicas que consideran que el crimen priva al reo de derechos, nuestra normativa lo coloca en el centro, paradójicamente como principal beneficiario de la pena, detallando que conserva sus derechos e incluso su libre desarrollo de la personalidad.
Esto implica que nuestra Constitución no admite la cadena perpetua. Pero va más allá: el prolongamiento de las penas supone un fracaso, ya que no se obtiene el resultado deseado.
Sin ninguna razón en particular, me gustaría saber de que sirve una pena de 30 años, que no se pueda hacer en 25, desde el punto de vista de los fines legítimos de la pena que he comentado anteriormente.
Cada cual que reflexione.
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