mitä jos laittaisin kurssin moodlealueelle nimeksi Finsk litteratur- och returhistoria 
"I once absent-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chilli sauce." -- Terry Pratchett
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wow! Thanks Google AI Overview, you totally got it right.
"Apple's Solution: Licensing and Porting: Rather than trying to run the old 32-bit version through emulation (which would only be a temporary solution), Apple made a deal with Code Factory and Nuance, the companies that owned the rights to the voice. As part of this agreement, a full, natively 64-bit version of the Eloquence engine was developed specifically for integration into Apple's VoiceOver accessibility features."
That's right. 64-bit Eloquence. On Mac and Apple devices. All thanks to Code Factory. Ha ha. Heh heh. Sure, as likely as a JAWS for Mac OS appearing.
"Apple's Solution: Licensing and Porting: Rather than trying to run the old 32-bit version through emulation (which would only be a temporary solution), Apple made a deal with Code Factory and Nuance, the companies that owned the rights to the voice. As part of this agreement, a full, natively 64-bit version of the Eloquence engine was developed specifically for integration into Apple's VoiceOver accessibility features."
That's right. 64-bit Eloquence. On Mac and Apple devices. All thanks to Code Factory. Ha ha. Heh heh. Sure, as likely as a JAWS for Mac OS appearing.
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i'm not sick, just dealing with girl stuff ugh.
Yeah, I am like, don't talk to me, at all, leave me, and then it's like, everyone has decided to do exactly that. LOL.
(Doug) Ford warns Carney not to cut tariffs on Chinese EVs as PM looks to repair ties with Beijing
cbc.ca/news/politics/ford-carn…
Elbows up.
As I said the tariff is not to protect Canada. It's to protect a US industry that don't give a fuck about Canada.
Edit: Added in the headline that it is the drug dealer, not the car manufacturer.
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btw I expect the PM to do absolutely nothing to open that market. NOTHING.
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Also hat tip to CBC for writing headlines ambiguously. It read like it was Ford the automobile lobby while it was in fact Ford, the drug dealer.
@dcdeejay 100% tariff on Chinese EV. So that they are not competitive with the crap American want to sell.
I saw you toot of the article immediately after, but I had to agree with f**k Doug Ford as quickly as possible.
Hi all. So today, my hair went. Well, a lot of it went. Instead if the jaw length bob I had, I now have a very short, very. short. layererd fluffy cut which, I am so happy to report, looks amazing and is easy easy for me to manage! I am so happy. I have new natural sleep aids coming, plus cream for the restless legs which I am so, so hoping will work. Feeling pale pink and hopeful today.
Aww, I hope you are feeling better, and yay for shorter hair, I like it too, hard for me to manage when the muscle spasms pay us a visit.
I think this is the best one I've seen in a long time.
Automatic translation:
AGRIBUSINESS = AGRIBUSEMENT
Agribusement?!? It's not even a word lol
Tehran, Babol, Mashad, Hamadan, Kermanshah...and many more cities: There are masses on the street tonight all over #Iran. At the same time the regime has once again shut down the internet in order to prevent information to get in and out of the country. We know from previous protests that they kill the people in silence and darkness. Please be the voice of the brave Iranians- they are risking their lives for freedom.
#Iranrevolution #internetblackout #betheirvoice #BarayeAzadi
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Here's the Braille,
It never fails,
It makes me wanna wag my tail,
When it comes I wanna yell,
"BRAILLLLLLLLLLLE!”
It never fails,
It makes me wanna wag my tail,
When it comes I wanna yell,
"BRAILLLLLLLLLLLE!”
I'd love to hear Maren Morris sing The Giver by Chappell Roan.
RVC, init? Surely someone's uploaded a model of her on one of those places that indexes those things.
If any of you don't yet know about the Scottish gritters - zoom in and enjoy: traffic.gov.scot/gritter-track…
My favourites both sound like Carry On film names or characters:
- Spready Mercury
- On Her Majesty's Slippery Surface
More names can be found here: scotsman.com/news/scotland/sco…
Scotland Gritter Names: The full list of Scottish gritter names and how to track them as severe weather hits Scotland
Here’s how you can track Scotland’s gritters – including a full list of Scottish gritter names.Lauren Jack (The Scotsman)
"Haben Sie denn mal Knochenleitungskopfhörer ausprobiert?" - fremde Leute, die eine gebärdete Konversation im öffentlichen Raum mitbekommen.
(Eine Person vokalisiert teilweise beim Gebärden - manche Schwerhörige oder Ertaubte tun das - und erzählte, dass sie demnächst mit ihrer Nichte in ein Kindermusical geht.)
A: Das ist übergriffig.
B: Es ist wie mit allen Behinderungen, nur weil eure Verwandschaft "das auch hat" wisst ihr nicht (!), was andere Personen brauchen.
It will never, ever stop annoying me that #SQL has "LEFT" and "RIGHT" joins.
These keywords' names are horribly inaccessible for those with Left–right confusion, which is A REAL THING that affects MANY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.
Including, yes, myself.
In general, any usage of the words "left" and "right" in computers is at least a yellow flag, or even a red flag. Anywhere. User interface strings, help pages, visual design documents, programming language keywords, and so on. It's a likely #accessibility problem for people with Left–right confusion and a likely #localization problem for people who read right-left (#RTL) languages. I happen to belong to both groups.
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Also it's a huge problem with blind people because in general we don't have notion of left and right, we read all interfaces in a virtual environment line by line (in web) or in tab order (in native dialogs). So "top right" tells nothing, given also that most screen readers place the elements into virtual view in order of *code*, not in visual order. #Accessibility
Die Deutsche Bahn mag wohl keine Tandems und Liegeräder? Oder denken die dass das sowieso niemand nutzt?
Die sowieso schon homöopathisch klingende Mitnahmeregelung ("Ausnahmsweise können ... in besonderen Zügen... sofern im Einzelfall ausreichend Platz vorhanden
und die sichere Unterbringung gewährleistet ist.") wird gestrichen zum Fahrplanwechsel.
#fahrradbubble #bahn #bahnbubble #tandem
Beförderungsbedingungen der Deutschen Bahn AG
Laden Sie hier die Beförderungsbedingungen der Deutschen Bahn AG sowie Informationen über länderübergreifende Beförderungsbedingungen und Vertragspartner herunter.www.bahn.de
Tomorrow night at 8 PM eastern, join @jmd2000 for the first Old Wooden Barn of 2026! 3 hours of Traditional Country, Bluegrass, and western swing, plus your requests. hkcradio.com
#FediBlock another Ramon/Jimmy account: R@mylittlenut.com
LOL
mastodon.social is blocked at work for "malicious website" heh
Is is just me oder ist chaos.social extrem langsam?
Schaust Du hier: chaos.social/@leah/11585994142…
Leider sind mir jetzt die Ideen ausgegangen die Instanz wieder flotter zu bekommen. Ich hab zwar die ein oder andere Sache gefunden, aber den Durchbruch hat es bisher nicht gebracht. Ich hab jetzt schon etwas über 3 Tage meines Urlaubs da rein investiert und möchte jetzt den Rest des Urlaubs gerne genießen. chaos.social wird also mindesten ein paar Tage weiter hin und wieder slow.social sein. Genießt die Zeit der Entschleunigung und macht am Besten was schönes ohne Social Media.
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NVDA stopped reading characters when I pressed the arrow keys, so I restarted it.
Then it stopped reading text at all in the Thunderbird composer, so I restarted it again.
Then my alt+tab stopped working, so I restarted Explorer.
I'm not exaggerating when I say that I feel like I can't do a single thing on any one of my computing devices without encountering an accessibility or usability problem. I feel like I'm going insane.
Then it stopped reading text at all in the Thunderbird composer, so I restarted it again.
Then my alt+tab stopped working, so I restarted Explorer.
I'm not exaggerating when I say that I feel like I can't do a single thing on any one of my computing devices without encountering an accessibility or usability problem. I feel like I'm going insane.
Welcome to the RB family, Presents 🥳
apt.izzysoft.de/packages/com.l…
Presents is an app that helps you keep your wishes organized, and instantly share them with all your friends. Its developer having identified and fixed the final culprit keeping it from being reproducible, it now is 
#IzzyOnDroid #ReproducibleBuilds
„Presents - A Desired Surprise“ – IzzyOnDroid F-Droid Repository
The ultimate wishlist app to share your wishes with all your friends!IzzyOnDroid Repo Browser
Oh good grief Jensen, just cut to the chase and call them "rebellion-free slaves" already, your target audience know exactly that you mean
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Attached: 1 image Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says robots are 'AI immigrants' that can address labor shortages — can 'do the type of work that maybe we decided not to do anymore' Jensen Huang, CEO of Nvidia, said that a wave of robots will serve as "AI…Tom's Hardware (Mastodon)
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@lain @feld Every day I wake up with the fear of getting replaced by robots and then I remember that a robot cannot put tiny fibers through conduits and rack up servers half my weight.
Every day I wake up with the fear of getting replaced by AI when writing code and then I see it write code that does X and say it does Y and Z.
And that's when I say, not yet.
Please boost this post for reach.
Thank you.
Get off the fucking Internet you sun of a bitch!
I know that you are here to stalk us, please stop with this!
I know you are not going to listen to me at this point.
For everyone else, please make sure that your Mastodon profiles are locked for next time.
This is what you get,Ramon Salazar!
Ramón (R) requested to follow you. Totally blind pro-life conservative from Miami, Florida who's a firm believer in The Lord God The Father Alone, God of all gods, God The Father, Father of all fathers and mothers, Lord of all lords, King of all kings and queens, who's Above all, over all, through all, beyond all, around All, between all, in all, in me, in you, in himself too in no one indescribable God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob through Yahusha HaMessiach., 42 seconds ago.
Thank you.
Get off the fucking Internet you sun of a bitch!
I know that you are here to stalk us, please stop with this!
I know you are not going to listen to me at this point.
For everyone else, please make sure that your Mastodon profiles are locked for next time.
This is what you get,Ramon Salazar!
Ramón (R) requested to follow you. Totally blind pro-life conservative from Miami, Florida who's a firm believer in The Lord God The Father Alone, God of all gods, God The Father, Father of all fathers and mothers, Lord of all lords, King of all kings and queens, who's Above all, over all, through all, beyond all, around All, between all, in all, in me, in you, in himself too in no one indescribable God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob through Yahusha HaMessiach., 42 seconds ago.
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Isn't it funny how he's apparently from all these different places? Pick a place and stick to it. I'd say just pick Bahrain since that's where he's from and he shouldn't be ashamed of it, but hey.
No matter how secure a system is in theory, it must be put into practice. After all, information security is not a value in itself, but is intended to protect people from unauthorized access to their data.
Find out which aspects are key in this guest article by @nwalfield of the @sequoiapgp project: prototypefund.de/en/blog/zentr…
#AndroidAppRain at apt.izzysoft.de/fdroid/?radd=1… today brings you 6 updated and 2 added apps:
* WiFi Password Manager: uses Shizuku to manage WiFi passwords 🛡️
* PlaneSpotter: shows aircrafts for your locations 🛡️
RB status: 786 apps (61.2%)
1 #Magisk module has been added at apt.izzysoft.de/magisk
* Auriya: a performance tweaker written in Rust
Enjoy your #free #Android #apps with the #IzzyOnDroid repository
IzzyOnDroid F-Droid Repository
This is a repository of apps to be used with your F-Droid client. Applications in this repository are official binaries built by the original application developers, taken from their resp. repositories (mostly Github, GitLab, Codeberg).IzzyOnDroid App Repo
It's so sad I'm now even more stuck in a loop than I was before. Like, I'm looking forward to the weekend, just to know on monday everything starts again, and that not until some kind of holiday. No, until I decide I take some days off. And I only have a limited amount of days off. Until then, enjoy the 8 hours of office loop. I mean not trying to sound naive or something, yup I guess that's life but I think I'm getting more and more sure that I don't wanna do a plain office/development job my entire life. It's nice to have the apprenticeship and stuff, but I really need to shift fields afterwards, or do something entirely different otherwise I'm the perfect candidate for midlife crises later lol.
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TIL: "If the last entry in a crontab is missing the newline, cron will consider the crontab (at least partially) broken and refuse to install it."
It does so silently. I didn't know that.
May this piece of information save you time.
The original yacc had a limitation that it couldn’t complete a parse if the last token was a valid token and required a white space character afterwards. This ended up being incorporated in specifications in a bunch of places. It’s undefined behaviour in C to not end a file with a new line because early C compilers couldn’t handle it. I presume the crontab rule in POSIX is the same. Modern yacc implementations don’t have this limitation and so there’s little reason not to accept things with missing terminating newlines (in both cases, the program is free to accept non-conforming inputs). At the very least, there’s no excuse for not raising an error.
@david_chisnall is this the reason why git will complain "No newline at end of file" as well? Like a hint that you're in for a bad time if you don't have one?
Time for a midweek tease of the current Other People's Music! This thread offers the first line of each of this week's reviews, along with links to the music, socials and full review.
Don't need a tease? Read the whole thing here:
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Orago – Stasis
A tight little EP that strips the best parts of chillwave, vaporwave and synthwave to build an inviting, lo-fi trip into retro electronic joy.
orago.bandcamp.com/album/stasi…
@orago.bsky.social
Are you now, or have you ever been, a Muppet?
- Yes, currently. (20%, 41 votes)
- Yes, previously. (12%, 26 votes)
- No, never. (12%, 26 votes)
- Dithering non-denial. (53%, 108 votes)
How to Create Audio Description for YouTube Videos 3playmedia.com/blog/how-to-add…
How to Create Audio Description for Youtube Videos | 3Play Media
With 3Play Media, you can easily create and add audio description to your YouTube videos, reaching millions of people with vision loss.3Play Media
Unless you’re short, avoid West Jet. They’re taking cattle call flights to a new level.
What the hell Whatsapp? Can you please explain why the quality of voice messages recorded with a $300 interface sounds as trashy as it usually sounds with the phone?
Telegram ftw...
Telegram ftw...
I just wrote something over on LinkedIn pleading for folks to financially support FOSS projects that they depend upon. I don't know who that message was really meant for.
AI is changing the IDE. With 1Password, security keeps up. 1password.com/blog/ai-is-chang…
AI is changing the IDE. With 1Password, security keeps up | 1Password
How to secure AI-assisted development workflows without slowing teams down.1password.com
I must be some kind of weirdo because this LONG nerd-fest documentary is REALLY entertaining to me! It's a history of ARP. I consider myself quite jaded and completely immune to most hype. But if it's got voltage-controlled oscillators and a filter and some interesting modulation possibilities, you can bend my ear and I'll listen!! Moog and ARP are still some of my favorite sounds. #arp2600 #analog_synthesizers #synth
youtube.com/watch?v=l31RXiVSI9…
youtube.com/watch?v=l31RXiVSI9…
Electromotive - The Story of ARP Instruments
"Electromotive is the definitive documentary charting the rise and demise of one of the world’s most influential and pioneering synth companies. It dives dee...YouTube
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I've memorized many parts of #Canadian Charter of #Rights and #Freedoms - part of the #Constitution of #Canada. I like to educate poorly educated 'law enforcement' on actual laws & listing the ones they're breaking while trying to silence #dissent against government corruption.
Canadian government - just like any other capitalist driven colonizer exploitive lying government - violated many citizens #humanrights to satisfy the greed of their corporate lobbyists. They do not want a large portion of citizens to be highly educated. They don't want to deal with a whole bunch of highly educated dissenters. They rule over us better, when they're corrupt as fuck - over poorly educated citizens - especially when some sellout/foolish citizens do their BS PR for them.
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@bebadefabo Any evidence or just vibes? If this is true, why are the AFD, Reform UK, Marine Le Pen and others of their caliber promising similar things in other countries? This is a global phenomenon, your explanation just doesn't make sense.
This happened 100 years ago when we got radio, it's just that same thing all over again.
Send this to all the Substack folks in your life who want to move to Ghost: luma.com/mp1i5386
Lex knows so much about this and can help (and you might end up working with me too in your Ghost migration) (I help out at Outpost coz they are really cool)
Get started with Outpost for publishers switching to Ghost (Free event)
This is a free event, held in partnership with Outpost Publishers Cooperative. Are you switching to Ghost? Come learn how to use Outpost to get, keep and win back more paying subscribers. Outpost is a marketing and monetization tool for Ghost.luma.com
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Beans! Beans!
The musical fruit!
The more you eat ‘em,
The more you post on Mastodon.
The musical fruit!
The more you eat ‘em,
The more you post on Mastodon.
Large protests are erupting across Iran tonight. In Tehran, gunfire can be heard as crowds gather in massive numbers. Despite nationwide internet disruptions by the Iranian government, aimed at silencing the movement, footage continues to emerge.
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