The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
So stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own!
Imagine a free, point-to-point file transfer service with no file size or type limitations. Enter Blip – it's like platform-agnostic AirDrop from anywhere.
podfeet.com/blog/2025/02/blip/
w/ @bart
Fast Point-to-Point File Transfer with Blip - Podfeet Podcasts
The Problem to be Solved When Bart and I record an installment of Programming By Stealth or Security Bits, we both record both sides of our conversation. We use Audio Hijack to record the files in stereo, so he’s on one track, and I’m on the other.podfeet (Podfeet Podcasts)
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Yes, you can't avoid a relay server for initial signaling, while NAT is optional.
In the case of Magic Wormhole, Croc, etc, you can host the servers the clients connect to.
Federal workers are being rushed back to the office. It's causing chaos. (Aaron Wiener/Washington Post)
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Federal workers are being rushed back to the office. It's causing chaos.
By Aaron Wiener / Washington Post. View the full context on memeorandum.memeorandum
Alternatives to popular CLI tools: man - LinuxLinks
A Linux system comes with a whole collection of system reference manuals (known as man pages). There's a man page for each command..Steve Emms (LinuxLinks)
Fediverse Network/Mastadon Platform (Anthropomorphic) - Works | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Worksarchiveofourown.org
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Re: last boost (librepunk.club/@raeaw/11399332…), OK, I admit I'm a little scared about my future employability, particularly in light of the current enthusiasm (even among many developers) for using LLMs to generate code, independent of how well it actually works. It does make me wonder if I should jump into that myself, if only to prove that I'm not becoming set in my ways and at risk of being left behind in my middle age.
IMO you've got the kind of niche expertise (re: the inner workings of screen readers, OS-level accessibility plumbing, etc) that you'll probably be fine employability-wise.
Even if "AI" was as effective as companies thought (which, they'll learn the hard way that it isn't), and the job market does shrink, it'll shrink in the most common sectors, like web dev. There's simply more data there to train AIs from
The real challenge is going to be funding going to fads instead of impactful work
Dear code monkey: what the fuck?
I met you in secondary school computer classes and I found, I thought, a kindred spirit. Just like me you were physically uncoordinated, bookish, shy and filled with awe at the potential of these machines, the worlds they could create. Just like me, you were bullied by the popular, the sporty, the attractive. We talked of fantasy and science fiction and the small-mindedness of the adult world.
I met you again in university, many more of you. We were young adults now, and we nerded out about compilers and data models and virtual realities. We consoled each other about our absent love lives, discussed our futures, and enthused about how technology could transform and save the planet.
I appreciate all the earnest folks who are explaining why their institution's DEIA program was good, what impact it had, and why the govt eliminating it is awful. Really. I do.
But you're communicating the wrong thing. Because that's not the fight you're in.
The fight you're in is about segregation. The government is forcing you to choose segregation -- the obstruction of non white people (and white women) -- as well as queer, trans, and disabled people -- from entering or advancing in your industry.
You need to start clarifying THAT.
Be. Clear.
Help the media and public call a Thing a THING.
Hold your industry accountable by CALLING THE THING THE THING.
Make that room, that meeting, effing uncomfortable.
And force the question: Are we choosing segregation so that we don't end up on a fucked up list monitored by some 19 yo incel?
Correct argument names & URL redirection by kriztalz · Pull Request #16334 · curl/curl
Two documentation edits related to the following documentation pages: CURLOPT_SSL_ENABLE_NPN Issue: The use of a full-stop breaks the redirection when rendered on a webpage Action: Removed the fu...GitHub
##minetest #luanti #matrix
Kann sein, dass ich etwas durcheinanderhaue, @csett86@ruhr.social weiss vielleicht Genaueres.
The Gemini protocol is a lightweight alternative to HTTP positioned as a spiritual successor to Gopher. One drawback is that without reuse of TCP connections, every navigation takes several seconds on geostationary satellite Internet.
Read what curl maintainer Daniel Stenberg (@bagder) thinks of Gemini
daniel.haxx.se/blog/2023/05/28…
#GeminiProtocol #satellite #Gemini #curl
The Gemini protocol seen by this HTTP client person
There is again a pull-request submitted to the curl project to bring support for the Gemini protocol. It seems like a worthwhile effort that I support, even if it is also a lot of work involved and it might take some time before it reaches the state …daniel.haxx.se
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(fishlog: analognowhere.com/techno-mage/… )
Sheryl Crow sells Tesla to donate funds to embattled NPR
Country music star Sheryl Crow said she will donate funds from selling her Tesla to NPR amid President Trump’s intensified calls to slash federal funding for public broadcasters — calling out…Sophia Vento (The Hill)
Did you know that you can easily (re-)setup DAVx5 via QR code by simply using this type of URL to automatically pre-fill the DAVx5 Login screen:
davx5://user@server.example.com/path/
You will need an appropriate QR code scan app like Binary Eye. Read more here: manual.davx5.com/integration.h…
Pro tip: save the QR code somewhere and whenever you want to re-setup simply scan it again . Also great to help other not so tech savvy users by simply giving them a QR code!
- I knew that, super practical ;-) (4%, 11 votes)
- Didn't know, that's awesome <3 (95%, 260 votes)
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#deleteFacebook?
Wie ich die Entwicklung von Facebook betrachte und welche Alternativen es gibtJoergSorge
So in case you aren't aware, the reason why the Import from Instagram feature in @PixelFed is so tricky is for two main reasons:
1) You don't actually upload the archive, it's unzipped and parsed client side, so you only upload the photos/videos and captions that you select
2) Instagram changes the json structure every few months, just to fuck with us
But just to take a step back, when you import, your DMs and other private data is never uploaded
The code is auditable github.com/pixelfed/pixelfed/b…
pixelfed/resources/assets/components/AccountImport.vue at dev · pixelfed/pixelfed
Photo Sharing. For Everyone. Contribute to pixelfed/pixelfed development by creating an account on GitHub.GitHub
Former Kennedy Center president speaks out in first interview since her firing — NPR
NPR's Mary Louise Kelly speaks to Deborah Rutter, former head of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, in her first interview since the board installed President Trump as its new chair.apple.news
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Just listened to this talk by Casey Muratori called "Simple Code, High Performance": youtube.com/watch?v=Ge3aKEmZcq…
It's a case study about a piece of code from the game _The Witness_ (actually, from the art editor for that game) which he rewrote with dramatically better performance.
Simple Code, High Performance
Kickstarter link: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/annarettberg/meow-the-infinite-book-twoThis was a presentation I gave to the University of Twente in e...YouTube
My summary is that he addressed the original code's poor performance in three stages:
1. He came up with a new algorithm that didn't get progressively slower like the original, and also produced better output.
2. He found that even the new algorithm's inner loop was calling into code that did lots of unnecessary work, including memory allocation, so he instead wrote code that did something much simpler.
3. While he was doing the rewrite for #2, he went ahead and used SIMD.
It got me thinking about the times Apple has taken it upon themselves to “fix” the pronunciations of stylized names. A good example is the Canadian rapper “BBNO$”, which Apple correctly substituted for “Baby No money”. But what are the real-world consequences of changing the pronunciation of a stylized name, instead of leaving it alone?
Let’s use my recent discovery of the JVKE song as an example. The stylized name is meant to be seen and not heard, so I can understand why changing the pronunciation might make sense. But I’m still consuming written words, just using a different medium. What if I then go on Reddit and talk about the “Jake” song I just found? No-one would have any idea what I was talking about. Some astute commenter would say “Wait, do you. Mean JVKE?” Which my phone would then read as “Wait, do you mean Jake?” If I knew to watch out for this sort of tomfoolery from Apple, I would probably check the spelling at that point and be suitably annoyed that my phone had tricked me into publicly misspelling the name. If I didn’t, I might reply to “Do you mean JVKE?” With “Yeah, isn’t that what I said?”. This is not a win for anyone.
Since my phone did not change the pronunciation of the name, I got to have an experience that is probably quite familiar: I had to learn the pronunciation myself. If I cared enough, I would change it in my phone’s dictionary, but I’m not going to.
I’m oversimplifying a bit here, but I feel like there are essentially two different camps of text-to-speech users—those who want things read to them and those who want to interpret. I want to interpret. I don’t want my phone to expand abbreviations or change names so they’re pronounced correctly, because then how would I know whether someone wrote “BTW” or “By the way”; “Washington” or “WA”; “Jake” or “JVKE”?
I’m curious to hear other perspectives on this, if they exist. The main counter argument in my head is “reduced cognitive load”, which is completely valid. Would you rather your phone just “fix” all the common mispronunciations for you, or would you rather learn about them yourself and make the decision on whether to fix them, even if that means being potentially confused by stylized words that break the laws of the language?
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Unknown parent • • •@doomsdayrs That's awesome :D
I really feel like having my own place will give me more freedom to socialize or do whatever on my own time