Three men died in a car accident and found themselves at the Pearly Gates, where Jesus welcomed them personally.
He said, “To enter Heaven, I’ll ask each of you one question. Tell the truth, and you’re in. But if you lie… well, you know where you’re headed.”
He turned to the first man.
“How many times did you cheat on your wife?”
The man stood up proudly and said,
“Lord, never. I was completely faithful my whole life.”
Jesus smiled. “Well done, my son. For your loyalty, you’ll get a mansion and a limousine to enjoy eternity.”
Then He turned to the second man.
“And you?”
The man looked sheepish. “Uh… twice, Lord. I messed up.”
Jesus nodded. “At least you were honest. You’ll get a nice four-bedroom house and a BMW.”
Finally, He looked at the third man.
“And you?”
The third man sighed and confessed,
“Eight times, Lord… maybe more. I lost count.”
Jesus raised an eyebrow but said, “You’re forgiven. But your heavenly home will be a studio apartment, and your ride? A Yugo.”
A few hours later, the second and third men saw the first man—the one with the mansion and limo—sitting on a cloud, crying.
“What’s wrong?” they asked. “You got the best deal!”
He wiped his tears and said,
“I just saw my wife go by… on a skateboard.”
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